Straying off topic, thread evolver

viv1969 said:
or b) get myself banned from it pretty quick hehehe
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I might just do that for fun, I've not banned anyone for awhile,
don't go away, I'll just polish up the ban hammer :p

jonbeeza said:
Never been a gambling man, never won anything... :stop:
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I won £25 last week on the lottery, :thumbs:
( it cost me 20 quid to do it though :D )
 
viv1969 said:
I bet I could a) get the thread closed
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All we need is a refference to 138mph and shooting imigrants in the face - that usually does the trick
 
viv1969 said:
I bet I could a) get the thread closed or b) get myself banned from it pretty quick hehehe
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Just added you to the list, going to pass this on to Cobra. Going to ask nicely, to stop you and some others from posting on here :p I will probably give it another morning, maybe an evening if lucky. Then thread will drop off the bottom :mooning:
 
Cobra said:
Yeah but only in New Orleans
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I found out the other day that Dolly parton did a cover of that - it was unlistenably crap
 
jonbeeza said:
Just added you to the list, going to pass this on to Cobra. Going to ask nicely, to stop you and some others from posting on here :p I will probably give it another morning, maybe an evening if lucky. Then thread will drop off the bottom :mooning:
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If you are going to start thread spoiling, its you that may need to watch your back :p

Actually that reminds me, ages ago, I was joking with another member, much along the same lines, and he reported me to admin,
He was deadly serious too!
:D
 
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Cobra said:
I won £25 last week on the lottery, (y)
( it cost me 20 quid to do it though :D )
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I once won £1 on a £1 ticket, it cost me £3 in petrol to drive to shop to pick winnings up, oh and £2 for the parking meter :eek:
 
nice legs too
 
jonbeeza said:
I once won £1 on a £1 ticket, it cost me £3 in petrol to drive to shop to pick winnings up, oh and £2 for the parking meter :eek:
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But you know that cash (no not Johnny) is a thing of the past, you should play it on line like wot I does :D
 
Cobra said:
Yeah but she has big tits though, that sorta makes up for it :D
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That reminds me I saw my ex in Asda the other day, she looks like Dolly Parton. My ex was 5ft 10in, thin and had a deep husky voice. If you looked closely you can see the similarities ;)
 
jonbeeza said:
That reminds me I saw my ex in Asda the other day, she looks like Dolly Parton. My ex was 5ft 10in, thin and had a deep husky voice. If you looked closely you can see the similarities ;)
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Those must have been some serious moobs :eek: :P
 
jonbeeza said:
That reminds me I saw my ex in Asda the other day, she looks like Dolly Parton. My ex was 5ft 10in, thin and had a deep husky voice. If you looked closely you can see the similarities ;)
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she is the Splitting image ( spirit and image) by the sounds of things (y)
 
I see Heroes is coming back.
 
jonbeeza said:
That reminds me I saw my ex in Asda the other day, she looks like Dolly Parton. My ex was 5ft 10in, thin and had a deep husky voice. If you looked closely you can see the similarities ;)
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Speaking of my ex who I saw in Asda, the other day. I apologise for staying on topic. But she had four screaming kids in tow, and a trolley full of food, must have been about £100 worth. While my little basket was half full, £20 for me the missus and the cat and dog. I'm now glad me and my ex had that argument we had ;)

Who thinks I got off lightly?

But please do not reply, as we do not want threads to make sense and be on topic (y)
 
Steve Smith said:
I prefer John Otway's version.


Steve.
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I saw John Otway in concert four times, with Wild Willy Barrett at the first three. At the fourth he said, "me and Willy have split up due to artistic differences."

"He's got talent and I ain't."

"So I gave him headbuts."

Brilliant show every time.
 
Cobra said:
she is the Splitting image ( spirit and image) by the sounds of things (y)
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She used to be right handful, my mother never understood what I saw in her, but my dad had an idea :)
 
simon ess said:
I saw John Otway in concert four times, with Wild Willy Barrett at the first three. At the fourth he said, "me and Willy have split up due to artistic differences."

"He's got talent and I ain't."

"So I gave him headbuts."

Brilliant show every time.
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We had him down here at the Isle of Wight Festival. It was a pleasure to watch him from the side of the stage. He has replaced Wild Willy Barret with a fuzz box.

My favourite comment of his concerns his double neck guitar and the explanation that he discovered that he could play left handed just as badly as he could right handed.


Steve.
 
Tomorrow is the start of my healthy breakfast plan, I am having porridge and brown toast without butter. For dinner I am having a Curry with naan bread and a samosa, all washed down with a beer. I have not worked a healthy dinner plan out yet, as my dietitian said do everything in moderation..
 
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So anyway, as I wandered down the garden parth to shut the birds in for the night,
my gaze fell upon a myriad of tiny creatures, stood bolt up right!
My mind raced at the possibility of a mini invasion from out of space,.......

Then I thought, f***! I've mixed up the Viagra and the slug pellets again...
 
Cobra said:
So anyway, as I wandered down the garden parth to shut the birds in for the night,
my gaze fell upon a myriad of tiny creatures, stood bolt up right!
My mind raced at the possibility of a mini invasion from out of space,.......

Then I thought, f***! I've mixed up the Viagra and the slug pellets again...
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hahah I don't need them .......... I stand on the slugs ;)
 
jonbeeza said:
For the other, I stand on my hands ........think about it ;)
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Hurt me hurt me she cried bending over the work top !

Ok I said, you have a fat arse and no dress sense
 
jonbeeza said:
Just wondering, can a mod ban themselves :thinking:
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You won't believe this, but I did try once, I tried to ban a spammer, but got it wrong, the answer BTW is no, but it did lead this being my user title for awhile :D

59.098862, -3.275155
 
Cobra said:
You won't believe this, but I did try once, I tried to ban a spammer, but got it wrong, the answer BTW is no, but it did lead this being my user title for awhile :D

59.098862, -3.275155
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Oh never mind, we will have to rely on another mod doing it then ;)
 
Me and the missus ( who is a wheelchair user) were at the hospital the other day, the OT said to my missus, how do you manage sex in a wheelchair. My missus replied, we don't do it in the wheelchair, we do it in bed like normal people, laughed my missus. The OT looked at my missus very sternly, probably thinking are you allowed to laugh! My brain work, just my legs don't, my missus told the OT.
 
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