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SamuelSlade007 said:I've heard ...he has people round..for dinner... Better keep tabs on Matt..
Nah I'm safe I don't have enough brains and I've just Zulu warriored the last if the nice chianti
SamuelSlade007 said:I've heard ...he has people round..for dinner... Better keep tabs on Matt..
carolthomasburns said:well all Matt eats is sausage rolls and jelly babies - in training maybe for a few boiled brains lol
You my dear have clearly not looked at my past photos, there are many other food groups![]()
Nah I'm safe I don't have enough brains and I've just Zulu warriored the last if the nice chianti
hmmm jaffa cakes are not classed as a food groupYou my dear have clearly not looked at my past photos, there are many other food groups![]()
hmmm jaffa cakes are not classed as a food group![]()
SamuelSlade007 said:LIKE JAFFA CAKES!!!!!!!!
carolthomasburns said:marinated brains then![]()
carolthomasburns said:hmmm jaffa cakes are not classed as a food group![]()
SamuelSlade007 said:Prove it!!!
carolthomasburns said:errrrrrrrrrrrr......................... night(off to google first though) lol
carolthomasburns said:and thought you were on my side Kev!!!! lol
Marcel wont ban me...... well maybe just an exclusion for a few hours
at your own peril Marcel wont ban me...... well maybe just an exclusion for a few hours
Question the almighty lordat your own peril
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I'll defend you m'lady ...if you're banned...I'll post copious images of half eaten JAFFA CAKES with Matt's signature all over them.....
I'll defend you m'lady ...if you're banned...I'll post copious images of half eaten JAFFA CAKES with Matt's signature all over them.....
I'll just give him 6 dozen cases as a giftI work in a supermarket AND get discount!!
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yeah I'm sure I've got that statistic right Oh Thank you kind Sir :hug2: well during my 'ban' I will stand outside TP with banners of Matt eating said Jaffa Cakes .... someone will listen to us and believe us ... surelyMy ban will be lifted within hours
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Oh Thank you kind Sir :hug2: well during my 'ban' I will stand outside TP with banners of Matt eating said Jaffa Cakes .... someone will listen to us and believe us ... surelyMy ban will be lifted within hours
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Oh look everyone....there's a trail of orange jelly substance leading to the thread....from the tp staffroom ...what could that mean..

Oh look everyone....there's a trail of orange jelly substance leading to the thread....from the tp staffroom ...what could that mean..
JAFFA PINCHER IN THE AREA!!!!![]()
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We have a water tight alibi![]()

big soft moose said:its okay its not jaffa cake content - its pink and green slime![]()
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Blank_Canvas said:Days to do are getting few ! another year of brilliant photographs are you going to have a break next year or crack on. ?
Don't say the say it three times and he slithers in and bans an unsuspecting Carol![]()

carolthomasburns said:jaffa cakes jaffa cakes jaffa cakes![]()
Don't say the say it three times and he slithers in and bans an unsuspecting Carol![]()

big soft moose said:yeah we know how he feels about christmas carols![]()
carolthomasburns said:well Im safe thentold you I was Matt
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Exactly
No ones safe when the slippery pink member starts whacking unsuspecting users![]()

Solo man said:The mind boggled with this!....![]()
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No ones safe when the slippery pink member starts whacking unsuspecting users![]()
JAFFA PINCHER IN THE AREA!!!!![]()
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SamuelSlade007 said:Well Matt Carol is safe.... She was.....with me... That's right...and I with her..so if there's any whacking .... We're like teflon
SamuelSlade007 said:Or dirty old man in a rain coat...doing his columbo impression..
No ones safe when the slippery pink member starts whacking unsuspecting users![]()
)He's not pink anymore - so its a slippery green member now (he needs to get some doxycycline for that asap imo)
Keep on dreaming
I'll give you dirty old man, I'll have you know I'm a dirty young man![]()