Daily MWHCVT(Matt's) Challenge 366 - 2012 - Part Deux

SamuelSlade007 said:
Sleep...per chance to dream...and in that dream.... Of JAFFA CAKES!!!!! :)
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:p :jaffa: :jaffa: :jaffa: :jaffa: :jaffa: :love:

vince31 said:
The Crazy Corner as gone Mad .................I need some more Whiskey to reach your wave lengths!
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We may, just may have slipped of the edge of the horizon and fallen into the land of beyond the sun ;)
 
someone better post a picture of the day, lest we be accused of taking this thread off topic with the dreaded B word :suspect:









.... no, not biscuits (they are cakes anyway) the other B word :eek:
 
big soft moose said:
someone better post a picture of the day, lest we be accused of taking this thread off topic with the dreaded B word :suspect:

.... no, not biscuits (they are cakes anyway) the other B word :eek:
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But this is my thread ;) and this is a banter zone, any and all banter is allowed here ;)
 
Yes Kev and I were.... discussing lighting options for our POTDs so we were nowhere near the Jaffa cake stockpile ....... and then we went to visit Vince to have a whisky tasting evening (now you are in it as well Vince ;) )
Matt couldnt be found as we checked him before we left to see if he wanted to join us. His bed was empty but there were pillows laid there as though they were a body and some strange mask where his head should be! very strange! The slippery Green Member (which definitely sounds like he needs treatment of some kind) did ask us if we had seen Matt as we were leaving (again an alibi as we spoke to him :) )

HA!!! we are covered in every way and cannot be accused of anything especially :jaffa: removal in any shape or form

and the :jaffa: :police: were also asking about you Matt ..... :naughty:
 
carolthomasburns said:
Yes Kev and I were.... discussing lighting options for our POTDs so we were nowhere near the Jaffa cake stockpile ....... and then we went to visit Vince to have a whisky tasting evening (now you are in it as well Vince ;) )
Matt couldnt be found as we checked him before we left to see if he wanted to join us. His bed was empty but there were pillows laid there as though they were a body and some strange mask where his head should be! very strange! The slippery Green Member (which definitely sounds like he needs treatment of some kind) did ask us if we had seen Matt as we were leaving (again an alibi as we spoke to him :) )

HA!!! we are covered in every way and cannot be accused of anything especially :jaffa: removal in any shape or form

and the :jaffa: :police: were also asking about you Matt ..... :naughty:
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A+ for effort there ;)

SamuelSlade007 said:
Everybody do the BANTER ...everybody do the BANTER ....everybody do the BANTER ...through ma-a-tts thread-a !!! Da..Da..Da..dada
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really should think about a POTD for today ;)
 
MWHCVT said:
A+ for effort there ;)



:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really should think about a POTD for today ;)
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Yes I have to agree .... was rather impressed with that story myself :lol: and on a friday as well!!! :D
 
carolthomasburns said:
Yes Kev and I were.... discussing lighting options for our POTDs so we were nowhere near the Jaffa cake stockpile ....... and then we went to visit Vince to have a whisky tasting evening (now you are in it as well Vince ;) )
Matt couldnt be found as we checked him before we left to see if he wanted to join us. His bed was empty but there were pillows laid there as though they were a body and some strange mask where his head should be! very strange! The slippery Green Member (which definitely sounds like he needs treatment of some kind) did ask us if we had seen Matt as we were leaving (again an alibi as we spoke to him :) )

HA!!! we are covered in every way and cannot be accused of anything especially :jaffa: removal in any shape or form

and the :jaffa: :police: were also asking about you Matt ..... :naughty:
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No i'm afraid not carol - you see as i was driving home on the evening in question I saw Matt engaging in deviant acts with his cow (this description could be a load of bull :naughty: ) I was so shocked by this udderly perverted behaviour (yes I know I'm milking it now) that I rushed to the staffroom to report what i had just seen - however as I got close i could see in the distance a snake and a hobbit loading jaffa cakes into a sled like device. That was when I realise it was an inside job and that secret santa was the cwiminal mastermind behind the heist and that matt was merely the pasty ... i mean patsy

I was sleighed by this revelation, and i wasnt taken in by the explanation that it was al a matter of elf n safety ..... :coat:
 
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big soft moose said:
No i'm afraid not carol - you see as i was driving home on the evening in question I saw Matt engaging in deviant acts with his cow (this description could be a load of bull :naughty: ) I was so shocked by this udderly perverted behaviour (yes I know I'm milking it now) that I rushed to the staffroom to report what i had just seen - however as I got close i could see in the distance a snake and a hobbit loading jaffa cakes into a sled like device. That was when I realise it was an inside job and that secret santa was the cwiminal mastermind behind the heist and that matt was merely the pasty ... i mean patsy

I was sleighed by this revelation, and i wasnt taken in by the explanation that it was al a matter of elf n safety ..... :coat:
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You grab your coat young man...that whimsy was bad....!!! Icing on cake was the punchline ....
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
I know I'm behind ...but its pouring with rain so I'm just chilling .... LIKE A BOSS!!
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Get in there :D

carolthomasburns said:
Yes I have to agree .... was rather impressed with that story myself :lol: and on a friday as well!!! :D
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:D

big soft moose said:
No i'm afraid not carol - you see as i was driving home on the evening in question I saw Matt engaging in deviant acts with his cow (this description could be a load of bull :naughty: ) I was so shocked by this udderly perverted behaviour (yes I know I'm milking it now) that I rushed to the staffroom to report what i had just seen - however as I got close i could see in the distance a snake and a hobbit loading jaffa cakes into a sled like device. That was when I realise it was an inside job and that secret santa was the cwiminal mastermind behind the heist and that matt was merely the pasty ... i mean patsy

I was sleighed by this revelation, and i wasnt taken in by the explanation that it was al a matter of elf n safety ..... :coat:
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:clap: :clap: very good :D though did you have to stop and film it, if that end up on youtube, your going to get it :bat:

SamuelSlade007 said:
You grab your coat young man...that whimsy was bad....!!! Icing on cake was the punchline ....
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Indeed :D
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
Story....story...its the truth....vince will agree......vince ?? vince?? ....
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errr yes its the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth Your Honour :thumbs:
 
big soft moose said:
No i'm afraid not carol - you see as i was driving home on the evening in question I saw Matt engaging in deviant acts with his cow (this description could be a load of bull :naughty: ) I was so shocked by this udderly perverted behaviour (yes I know I'm milking it now) that I rushed to the staffroom to report what i had just seen - however as I got close i could see in the distance a snake and a hobbit loading jaffa cakes into a sled like device. That was when I realise it was an inside job and that secret santa was the cwiminal mastermind behind the heist and that matt was merely the pasty ... i mean patsy

I was sleighed by this revelation, and i wasnt taken in by the explanation that it was al a matter of elf n safety ..... :coat:
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: are you sure he hadnt sneaked back and was in cahoots with the snake and hobbit??
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
If this goes to the high court of TP..then bagsy wearing the white curly wig...no wait....I'll just put flour in my hair...cheaper option..
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well can I be on the typing thingy wotsit?? :clap: (am sure they dont actually type anything just sit listening and hitting the thingy wotsit :) )
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
Great idea.... I'll give myself a chisel chin like George clooney ..
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while I'm at it then I might as well do a few other improvements as well :) cheaper than the surgery and probably will look better :D
 
errrrr :thinking: I suppose so
 
okay down to business in Case No. 35271/689/abd MWHCVT v. US (Missing Jaffa Cakes, presumed stolen and eaten by MWHCVT)
 
Cg_Girl said:
Oo yay count me in for some photoshop action lol!!:D
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you dont need it T :D

I think Matt may have either a) gone to prepare his case OR b) gone on the run with said Jaffa cakes and snake and hobbit (and dont forget the cow) !!!!
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
He's on the lamb .... :D
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He's fond of sheep???:eek::eek:

Ok perhaps you guys can clear up a question, i feel i have missed something, got distracted somewhere:D but...................... what is Matt's mask? dare i ask?:eek:
 
carolthomasburns said:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: are you sure he hadnt sneaked back and was in cahoots with the snake and hobbit??
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Thats a vile calumny - my snake hasnt been anywhere near the hobbit, and I didnt touch her cahoots either. Its a purely platonic thing.

and i'll call out anyone who says different , the honour of a lady (or a lobbit) is no laughing matter :bat: :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
He's fond of sheep???:eek::eek:

Ok perhaps you guys can clear up a question, i feel i have missed something, got distracted somewhere:D but...................... what is Matt's mask? dare i ask?:eek:
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he prefers cows apparently but not too sure on the facts - Big Soft Moose knows far more than we do :shrug:
The mask is so he could get away with it all without anyone knowing it was him ...... we think :)
 
big soft moose said:
Thats a vile calumny - my snake hasnt been anywhere near the hobbit, and I didnt touch her cahoots either. Its a purely platonic thing.

and i'll call out anyone who says different , the honour of a lady (or a lobbit) is no laughing matter :bat: :lol:
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Witness No. 1 has arrived in court Your Honour .... swear him please T :)
 
carolthomasburns said:
he prefers cows apparently but not too sure on the facts - Big Soft Moose knows far more than we do :shrug:
The mask is so he could get away with it all without anyone knowing it was him ...... we think :)
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Ahhhh ok so not a fetish thing then:D:D


Or maybe? .......:D
 
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Cg_Girl said:
Swear at him?.......... certainly!

MOOSE.....:razz:
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No T :nono: swear him IN not AT HIM!!! just cant find the staff nowadays :help: :lol:
 
SamuelSlade007 said:
Father Jack phrase **** ...another father Jack phrase ****** ... And nothing but...another father Jack phrase **** *** * ** *** ** ** *****
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Kev - you are the JUDGE and cannot swear in or at anyone!

Once again someone :help: me!!! :lol:
 
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