I drive a Nissan Micra 95% of the time... I must have a MASSIVE penis
That wasn't the irony I was referring to. Merely that most clearly ARE less than average, not that it's impossible.
You really know nothing about cars or driving do you? What's so hard about accelerating around a bend? You seriously think you need ESP or any other driver aid to do this? You can do this in any car... literally any car. The question is though.. unless you can see around that bend, why would you want to? Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. From all the things you've been saying in this thread, my opinion of you is that you should just stop driving.. do us all a favour.
VW or Audi isn't the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of refinement.
Oh sh*t.. please don't. Your understanding of driving is clearly taxing your intellect... just stay on terra firma please.