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I'm off to make a cheese and pickle sandwich since Trace STILL hasn't turned up![]()
You never said if you had got me my pink mice, otherwise i would have been there ages ago
I'm off to make a cheese and pickle sandwich since Trace STILL hasn't turned up![]()
I can play with what??i don't mind the police i will ask if i can take their photo, i need some more portraits
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oh and battery powered 
She is very un reliable she has made all sorts of promises and failed to deliver![]()
I know Matt I know you just can't get the staff these days
And after I washed her maids uniform after that last incedent too
Now, do I put it under the grill as well (Sans pickle of course)?
Decisions decisions !

You never said if you had got me my pink mice, otherwise i would have been there ages ago![]()
and yes Chris hot is best
No no no get it right boys.... you have made decisions on my behalf
and yes Chris hot is best
Got bored with waiting TBH
So I ate them too
Yeah I like it hot too
Just the sandwich to decide on now though![]()
Giggle!....
Matt if you are still wanting the maids outfit painted thats cool, when you are back on the mend, although i'm not sure going out like it to your dodgy sites is wise![]()
I think your right...they're not all that into uniforms...when you go dressed as a copper they run off quicker than when you get your camera our hahaYou were to one that wanted to do painting I only offered a large blank canvas :shrug:
2 for 1 on chocolate body paint at ikea - and theres an ikea in MK , you could get T to stock up![]()
Giggle!....
if you are still wanting the maids outfit
Chris pays good money for that sort of depravity... why should Matt get it free![]()
You kinky b****r, I see the south west is sold out of it![]()
Oi there is a fee for learning the ways of the magic wand I'll have you know
yeah its £55 for all night isn't it - though T may be hoping for payment in kind![]()
yeah its £55 for all night isn't it - though T may be hoping for payment in kind![]()
You seriously are going to get a slap soon
)I knew it was a mistake to let you read 50 shades (even if you did think it was going to be a book about B&W photography)


I'm not talking kinky slap here ffs lol!![]()
Indeed Heather, indeedString tails and all?
What's your problem? we are supposed to be mind readers :razz:So i'm meant to mind read am i.......... men!
You kinky b****r, I see the south west is sold out of it![]()
Oh dear....so long as she brings the sandwiches life is good![]()
You and I light painting Matt, Trace with the Calor stove
making the coffee and bacon rolls it is then![]()
Right stamps feet time I was promise Hormonal Jaffa Cakes....and all I've got so far is hormonal :annoyed:
You and I light painting Matt, Trace with the Calor stove
making the coffee and bacon rolls it is then![]()

But you know the best thing about this thread?
Its keeping Matts finger off the RTM Button
All the other mods are reading the paper and supping tea with their feet up![]()





no problem, i shall find my own mice... although i am sure they will be far too sweet now![]()
But you know the best thing about this thread?
Its keeping Matts finger off the RTM Button
All the other mods are reading the paper and supping tea with their feet up![]()
I'll be lighting the pair of you me thinks![]()
Well the only way to find that out is to have a little nibble
of a pink one, you can soon spit it out
if you don't like it of course
(I'm sure you won't though)


Well the only way to find that out is to have a little nibble
of a pink one, you can soon spit it out
if you don't like it of course
(I'm sure you won't though)
Splutter!... tea.. laptop not a good mix![]()
she might find it less sweet if she sucks it too...
Sorry, but I didn't mean spit your tea out![]()
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