I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

bloody hell i'm not that bad!... i killed this one but resuscitated it lol
 
Cg_Girl said:
bloody hell i'm not that bad!... i killed this one but resuscitated it lol
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I've drop a couple while out on location....poured a pint of water over one...and the other had a catastrophic meltdown due to a nasty virus :(
 
Cg_Girl said:
:naughty::D
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I found a dead Swallow once, a few years back.
It had some massive bug stuck in its throat,
and had choked / suffocated (True story :()


At the time I thought that that it should have spat and not "swallowed" :D
 
matt likes to set fire to them and spin them round his head... its an expensive lark this night school thing
 
Cobra said:
I found a dead Swallow once, a few years back.
It had some massive bug stuck in its throat,
and had choked / suffocated (True story :()

At the time I that that it should have spat and not "swallowed" :D
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:gag: oh dear :(
 
big soft moose said:
matt likes to set fire to them and spin them round his head... its an expensive lark this night school thing
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Why do you think my fees are so high ;).....actually not true it's all the other stuff I but or break....you'd be amazed what I'd do for a blue light trail :suspect:
 
Cobra said:
I found a dead Swallow once, a few years back.
It had some massive bug stuck in its throat,
and had choked / suffocated (True story :()


At the time I thought that that it should have spat and not "swallowed" :D
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
when I worked in a club the long slow screw was oft requested
 
MWHCVT said:
Inspire pd by another thread who fancies a sloe screw :naughty:
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Thanks all the same Matt, but I'm not that kinda guy.
But thats OK Brother live like you wanna live, no-ones gonna knock it baby :thumbs:

(sorry Chuck, I nicked a couple of lines ;))
 
Cobra said:
Thanks all the same Matt, but I'm not that kinda guy.
But thats OK Brother live like you wanna live, no-ones gonna knock it baby :thumbs:

(sorry Chuck, I nicked a couple of lines ;))
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How about a slippery nipple :eek: sorry that should be in a different section :suspect:
 
Cg_Girl said:
I really should ignore this comment. simple because......... but they are lush:love::lol:
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Hang about, a couple of pages back, you denied "coming out"
Well after that statement I don't really see how you can TBH :shrug:

but you can't beat a good nipple, slippery or otherwise :thumbs:
 
u8myufo said:
Well Pete, T mentioned to me she wanted to have a go at dripping :shrug: :suspect::suspect:
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what concerns me is the number of different fluids she wants to try
 
Cobra said:
Hang about, a couple of pages back, you denied "coming out"
Well after that statement I don't really see how you can TBH :shrug:

but you can't beat a good nipple, slippery or otherwise :thumbs:
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I've made hundreds of slippery ones in a former life as a bar manager personally I worry for anyone who likes sambuca :puke:
 
Cobra said:
Hang about, a couple of pages back, you denied "coming out"
Well after that statement I don't really see how you can TBH :shrug:

but you can't beat a good nipple, slippery or otherwise :thumbs:
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I didn't say female nipple though did i:p
 
MWHCVT said:
I've made hundreds of slippery ones in a former life as a bar manager personally I worry for anyone who likes sambuca :puke:
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Sambucca is just pure:love::love::love: and then with baileys. even more:love::love::love:

meg moment worthy!
 
MWHCVT said:
I bet you went nuts over the baileys chocolate shots :suspect:
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I never tried them... :'(there was one bar we used to go in that had a small selection of milkshake style shots.. cookies n cream was the best.
 
Right guys, I'm outta here,
gotta be up early-ish in the morning.
(besides Trace has finally appeared with my sarnies)

Enjoy the rest of the evening :thumbs:

The pleasure was all yours as usual :thumbs:
 
MWHCVT said:
personally I worry for anyone who likes sambuca :puke:
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best thing to do with sambuca is set it on fire...although that's a good way to lose your eyebrows
 
Cg_Girl said:
I never tried them... :'(there was one bar we used to go in that had a small selection of milkshake style shots.. cookies n cream was the best.
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I did once have a baileys...doolies....milk and whipped cream confection that was damn good if I must say so :D I do miss my trips to the annual publicans show :D
 
Cobra said:
(besides Trace has finally appeared with my sarnies)
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oh aye and you're going fo a midnight feast under the covers :naughty:
 
MWHCVT said:
I did once have a baileys...doolies....milk and whipped cream confection that was damn good if I must say so :D I do miss my trips to the annual publicans show :D
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ooh sickly but oh so yummy!
 
big soft moose said:
oh aye and you're going fo a midnight feast under the covers :naughty:
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:sulk: all this talk of food, alcohol and nipples is causing a serious dilemma, got I get drunk or do I get food then get drunk :thinking:
 
MWHCVT said:
:sulk: all this talk of food, alcohol and nipples is causing a serious dilemma, got I get drunk or do I get food then get drunk :thinking:
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get food ready , then get drunk then eat when you get the munchies or inject peach snaps into your j/cakes and get a twofer
 
MWHCVT said:
:sulk: all this talk of food, alcohol and nipples is causing a serious dilemma, got I get drunk or do I get food then get drunk :thinking:
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:lol::lol::lol: well i have to be up and ready to drop pops and her mate in town at 9 so bed i guess for me and then decide if i do more housework crap read or go out with camera, but i have no place ideas as yet
 
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