I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

I'm off to make a cheese and pickle sandwich since Trace STILL hasn't turned up :(


You never said if you had got me my pink mice, otherwise i would have been there ages ago:p
 
I can play with what??:eek: i don't mind the police i will ask if i can take their photo, i need some more portraits:D

My magic wand :D it's long, slender and very flashy :lol: oh and battery powered :naughty:
 
She is very un reliable she has made all sorts of promises and failed to deliver :(

I know Matt I know you just can't get the staff these days :(
And after I washed her maids uniform after that last incedent too :(


Now, do I put it under the grill as well (Sans pickle of course)?
Decisions decisions !


No no no get it right boys.... you have made decisions on my behalf:lol:

and yes Chris hot is best
 
You never said if you had got me my pink mice, otherwise i would have been there ages ago:p

Got bored with waiting TBH
So I ate them too
 
No no no get it right boys.... you have made decisions on my behalf:lol:

and yes Chris hot is best

You were to one that wanted to do painting I only offered a large blank canvas :shrug:
 
Yeah I like it hot too :thumbs:

Just the sandwich to decide on now though :thinking:

Giggle!....


Matt if you are still wanting the maids outfit painted thats cool, when you are back on the mend, although i'm not sure going out like it to your dodgy sites is wise:D
 
Giggle!....

Matt if you are still wanting the maids outfit painted thats cool, when you are back on the mend, although i'm not sure going out like it to your dodgy sites is wise:D

:lol: I think your right...they're not all that into uniforms...when you go dressed as a copper they run off quicker than when you get your camera our haha
 
You were to one that wanted to do painting I only offered a large blank canvas :shrug:

2 for 1 on chocolate body paint at ikea - and theres an ikea in MK , you could get T to stock up ;)
 
2 for 1 on chocolate body paint at ikea - and theres an ikea in MK , you could get T to stock up ;)

You kinky b****r, I see the south west is sold out of it :suspect:
 
Giggle!....
if you are still wanting the maids outfit

Chris pays good money for that sort of depravity... why should Matt get it free ;)
 
Chris pays good money for that sort of depravity... why should Matt get it free ;)

Oi there is a fee for learning the ways of the magic wand I'll have you know
 
You kinky b****r, I see the south west is sold out of it :suspect:

that's because they've shipped it all to MK in anticipation of a large order ;)
 
Oi there is a fee for learning the ways of the magic wand I'll have you know

yeah its £55 for all night isn't it - though T may be hoping for payment in kind;)
 
You seriously are going to get a slap soon

I knew it was a mistake to let you read 50 shades (even if you did think it was going to be a book about B&W photography :lol: )
 
Oh dear....so long as she brings the sandwiches life is good :D

You and I light painting Matt, Trace with the Calor stove
making the coffee and bacon rolls it is then :thumbs:
 
remember the rules , if you slap it - you've got to kiss it better afterwards :rules: ([PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] - that was to T , don't you be getting excited you two)
 
no problem, i shall find my own mice... although i am sure they will be far too sweet now:gag:
 
Right stamps feet time I was promise Hormonal Jaffa Cakes....and all I've got so far is hormonal :annoyed:

But you know the best thing about this thread?

Its keeping Matts finger off the RTM Button :thumbs:
All the other mods are reading the paper and supping tea with their feet up :thumbs:
 
But you know the best thing about this thread?

Its keeping Matts finger off the RTM Button :thumbs:
All the other mods are reading the paper and supping tea with their feet up :thumbs:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
no problem, i shall find my own mice... although i am sure they will be far too sweet now:gag:

Well the only way to find that out is to have a little nibble
of a pink one, you can soon spit it out
if you don't like it of course :thumbs:



(I'm sure you won't though)
 
But you know the best thing about this thread?

Its keeping Matts finger off the RTM Button :thumbs:
All the other mods are reading the paper and supping tea with their feet up :thumbs:

Oh yeah well I'm might just have to do something about that...looking in classifieds......yeah plenty of broken rules in there all the time haha
 
Well the only way to find that out is to have a little nibble
of a pink one, you can soon spit it out
if you don't like it of course :thumbs:



(I'm sure you won't though)


Splutter!... tea.. laptop not a good mix:lol::lol:
 
Well the only way to find that out is to have a little nibble
of a pink one, you can soon spit it out
if you don't like it of course :thumbs:



(I'm sure you won't though)

she might find it less sweet if she sucks it too...
 
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