Hormonal Woman

Indeed.

Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.


That's where Cobra hangs out... S&M anyone :D
 
There are no longer words to describe the TP staff room :D

You think that's bad have you heard the screams that come from the dungeons (naughty step? Yeah right) and that's managed by the ladies of the staff room...apparently the men just didn't have the stomach for what goes down in there...no wonder we never see some of the ones that enter that room :(
 
You think that's bad have you heard the screams that come from the dungeons (naughty step? Yeah right) and that's managed by the ladies of the staff room...apparently the men just didn't have the stomach for what goes down in there...no wonder we never see some of the ones that enter that room :(


Although one can hear it as one goes through the basement, going down to come up :)
 
:eek: But have you seen some of their attempts at sandwich making?

(Still after another couple of glasses, I probably won't care!)

Going to be one of those birthdays then Sarah :D I do love a birthday that I cannot remember :D
 
Indeed.

Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.

That's where Cobra hangs out... S&M anyone :D

You think that's bad have you heard the screams that come from the dungeons (naughty step? Yeah right) and that's managed by the ladies of the staff room...apparently the men just didn't have the stomach for what goes down in there...no wonder we never see some of the ones that enter that room :(

*resolves to become the poster child of TP and never ever step even slightly over the line again*
 
:eek: But have you seen some of their attempts at sandwich making?

(Still after another couple of glasses, I probably won't care!)

Grilled hamster in a roll is it :gag:

We had no water here this morning ..........................is that a good excuse to open the wine ? anyoone fancy a glass
 
*resolves to become the poster child of TP and never ever step even slightly over the line again*

I'll give anyone pretty good odds on total, epic failure :lol:
 
I am old enough to want to forget mine before they have even arrived :bonk:

I know that feeling, but hell they can be fun ;)
 
I am old enough to want to forget mine before they have even arrived :bonk:

Cannot beat a good birthday drink....or a good drink....actually any adult beverage will do :D
 
Going to be one of those birthdays then Sarah :D

Did I remember to offer sarah some "special moose attention" as a birthday treat :thinking:

If I did I havent had a reply to my pm :tumbleweed:

may be when she's had a bit more to drink :naughty:
 
Cannot beat a good birthday drink....or a good drink....actually any adult beverage will do :D

:D

(A crate of beer, some mates and a paternoster lift.... Magic)

:)
 
*resolves to become the poster child of TP *

No thats my job - thats what Yv and co were doing with the picture mentioed earlier, making recruiting posters

they say things like C'mon ladies get a load of this zoom action' and " check out TP to find the best 200mm"

its just like the go commando calendars only for TP
 
Going to be one of those birthdays then Sarah :D

You mean there's actually any other kind?

Did I remember to offer sarah some "special moose attention" as a birthday treat :thinking:

If I did I havent had a reply to my pm :tumbleweed:

may be when she's had a bit more to drink :naughty:

Give me a chance - I'm busy writing a "To Do List" for you.
Do you have any preference over cooking, cleaning or decorating?

Duly corrected Mr Moose :lol:

:lol:
 
Give me a chance - I'm busy writing a "To Do List" for you.
Do you have any preference ?

As its your birthday i'll be sure to satisfy your every need :naughty:
 
You mean there's actually any other kind?

I didn't get drunk until I was at least 8, actually that's not true the first time I got drunk I was about 4 and round one of the neighbours houses at there harvest festival party and I drank quite a bit of apple juice while no one was looking ;)
 
I didn't get drunk until I was at least 8, actually that's not true the first time I got drunk I was about 4 and round one of the neighbours houses at there harvest festival party and I drank quite a bit of apple juice while no one was looking ;)

Late starter.

My grandma used to put a few litres drops of brandy in my milk as an infant. It explains a lot. :thinking: :lol:
 
All I can say is
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It's all your's Sarah :thumbs:
 
What are you lot like :lol:
 
Haha. I'm trying to be
 
I need to play catch up then
 
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