Hormonal Woman

So like many women you like the dominant alpha male ? :naughty:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Only when it suits us of course:D

Just as i thought! ;)
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Just come out and say it T, you want a man who's a god in the kitchen and erm other areas ;)....sorry they're on back order dear but we have a few used models with spare tyres ;)
 
big soft moose said:
It'll suit you when you're told, wench

now get the kettle on ;)
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That just makes me Giggle.. You won't get a yes boss from me:p

MWHCVT said:
Just come out and say it T, you want a man who's a god in the kitchen and erm other areas ;)....sorry they're on back order dear but we have a few used models with spare tyres ;)
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They don't exist!:D
 
Cg_Girl said:
They don't exist!:D
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Oh I don't know. You just have to remember that men are 2 dimensional creatures, and that they do have their uses. .....like carpet.

Plus, again, like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives. :whistling:
 
viv1969 said:
Oh I don't know. You just have to remember that men are 2 dimensional creatures, and that they do have their uses. .....like carpet.

Plus, again, like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives. :whistling:
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It's kind of sad to realise you're probably right
 
boyfalldown said:
:D you'll have to rescue it from its current location first :D
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:eek::puke: I'll buy a new one!

viv1969 said:
Oh I don't know. You just have to remember that men are 2 dimensional creatures, and that they do have their uses. .....like carpet.

Plus, again, like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives. :whistling:
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Although i have heard that so often before it still makes me think yep true:lol::lol::lol:
 
viv1969 said:
Plus, again, like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives. :whistling:
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And also like carpet if you want them to remain in peak condition you've got to regularly relay them. If you don't bother you can hardly be suprised when they get shabby and not so good looking or satisfying to lie on :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
And also like carpet if you want them to remain in peak condition you've got to regularly relay them. If you don't bother you can hardly be suprised when they get shabby and not so good looking or satisfying to lie on :lol:
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which usually requires the vacuum nozzle used in the dark grotty corners....
 
Yv said:
which usually requires the vacuum nozzle used in the dark grotty corners....
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some kind of suction anyway :lol:
 
Yv said:
which usually requires the vacuum nozzle used in the dark grotty corners....
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I'm not sure i'd want to get too close to these dark grotty corners:eek:
 
Even though I'm not allowed in the staff room, you can hear the goings on from the lifts :)
 
boyfalldown said:
:D somehow I was happier/less disturbed when I thought the staff room was just full of jaffa cakes
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Think about it Hugh... we get the floor dusted by storing the jaffa cakes on the far side of the room, which requires walking over there...by which ever male mod has the duster.... and of course, because it's a chauvinistic environment, we women cannot be expected to leave the sink when we want one, so a gallant gent has to do the honours. We usually want to a jaffa cake top up approx every 10 mins... :D
 
Yv said:
Think about it Hugh... we get the floor dusted by storing the jaffa cakes on the far side of the room, which requires walking over there...by which ever male mod has the duster.... and of course, because it's a chauvinistic environment, we women cannot be expected to leave the sink when we want one, so a gallant gent has to do the honours. We usually want to a jaffa cake top up approx every 10 mins... :D
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Yeah but you always steal the really big one :exit:
 
SarahLee said:
Just popped in here to see if anyone had seen the feather duster . . . :gag: I don't think I'll bother now.

Anyone else for a sandwich?
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Sarah sit down this minute, you shouldn't be making the sandwiches on your birthday, get one of these blokes to do it :thumbs:
 
Yv said:
Think about it Hugh... we get the floor dusted by storing the jaffa cakes on the far side of the room, which requires walking over there...by which ever male mod has the duster.... and of course, because it's a chauvinistic environment, we women cannot be expected to leave the sink when we want one, so a gallant gent has to do the honours. We usually want to a jaffa cake top up approx every 10 mins... :D
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Indeed.

Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.
 
Cg_Girl said:
Think that's what you call a "back up" plan
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Yv said:
Think about it Hugh... we get the floor dusted by storing the jaffa cakes on the far side of the room, which requires walking over there...by which ever male mod has the duster.... and of course, because it's a chauvinistic environment, we women cannot be expected to leave the sink when we want one, so a gallant gent has to do the honours. We usually want to a jaffa cake top up approx every 10 mins... :D
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There are no longer words to describe the TP staff room :D
 
SarahLee said:
Indeed.

Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.
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I'm not disturbed! I think it's a good use of a man :-D
 
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