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Indeed.
Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.
That's where Cobra hangs out... S&M anyone
Indeed.
Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.
There are no longer words to describe the TP staff room![]()
Sarah sit down this minute, you shouldn't be making the sandwiches on your birthday, get one of these blokes to do it![]()
You think that's bad have you heard the screams that come from the dungeons (naughty step? Yeah right) and that's managed by the ladies of the staff room...apparently the men just didn't have the stomach for what goes down in there...no wonder we never see some of the ones that enter that room![]()
But have you seen some of their attempts at sandwich making?
(Still after another couple of glasses, I probably won't care!)
Indeed.
Psst . . . if they're disturbed by that, better not let slip about what happens to the spammers down in the dungeons.
That's where Cobra hangs out... S&M anyone![]()
You think that's bad have you heard the screams that come from the dungeons (naughty step? Yeah right) and that's managed by the ladies of the staff room...apparently the men just didn't have the stomach for what goes down in there...no wonder we never see some of the ones that enter that room![]()
Going to be one of those birthdays then SarahI do love a birthday that I cannot remember
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But have you seen some of their attempts at sandwich making?
(Still after another couple of glasses, I probably won't care!)
*resolves to become the poster child of TP and never ever step even slightly over the line again*

I am old enough to want to forget mine before they have even arrived :bonk:
I'll give anyone pretty good odds on total, epic failure![]()
I am old enough to want to forget mine before they have even arrived :bonk:
Going to be one of those birthdays then Sarah![]()



Cannot beat a good birthday drink....or a good drink....actually any adult beverage will do![]()
(A crate of beer, some mates and a paternoster lift.... Magic)
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*resolves to become the poster child of TP *
may be when she's had a shed load more to drink![]()

Now can a carriage fit a beer can that is the question![]()

Going to be one of those birthdays then Sarah![]()
Did I remember to offer sarah some "special moose attention" as a birthday treat
If I did I havent had a reply to my pm
may be when she's had a bit more to drink![]()
Duly corrected Mr Moose![]()

Give me a chance - I'm busy writing a "To Do List" for you.
Do you have any preference ?

You mean there's actually any other kind?
I didn't get drunk until I was at least 8, actually that's not true the first time I got drunk I was about 4 and round one of the neighbours houses at there harvest festival party and I drank quite a bit of apple juice while no one was looking![]()

What are you lot like![]()
Mostly drunk
Completely drunk.
And when the stories end with I was very very drunk you know they are about the last TP convention
Completely drunk.
FTFY
Oh to true, I think however next time we need to try and get TPers at the same hotel![]()
