Hormonal Woman

[Yv]

Erm excuse me Hun,
but I don't think you have finished the washing up yet.
Back to the sink thank you!

I would if you would get out of the way and stop washing your sensor under the tap

 

[Cobra]

Is the box not to put the male members in?

Talk about Double-Entendre!
How many do you need in one small sentance?

 

[big soft moose]

is the box not to put the male members in?

okay Ms Bobbit , if you are collecting male members I'm outa here.... Chris went that way

 

[Yv]

Is the box not to put the male members in?

it would only need to be a very small box methinks.....

 

[Cobra]

I would if you would get out of the way and stop washing your sensor under the tap

OK Ok Give me a minute and I'm its all yours

 

[big soft moose]

I would if you would get out of the way and stop washing your sensor under the tap

honestly we've told him about that before - why he doesnt just spit on his tee shirt like the rest of us

 

[big soft moose]

it would only need to be a very small box methinks.....

well we all know what's 2 inches wide , 6 inches long and gets women excited beyond words when they hold it in their hand...











.... yep, Money

 

[Yv]

well we all know what's 2 inches wide , 6 inches long and gets women excited beyond words when they hold it in their hand...











.... yep, Money

ok, genuine PMSL Can't disagree for once

 

[Cg_Girl]

Talk about Double-Entendre!
How many do you need in one small sentance?

:

okay Ms Bobbit , if you are collecting male members I'm outa here.... Chris went that way

Enough to make you all scared it would seem...

it would only need to be a very small box methinks.....

 

[MWHCVT]

I'm not scared not no one

 

[boyfalldown]

I'm not scared not no one

You speak for yourself, I'm not too proud to admit otherwise

 

[big soft moose]

I fear nothing and no one... (not even Yv )


but i'm realistically cautious of nutty women collecting male members as trophies

 

[MWHCVT]

You speak for yourself, I'm not too proud to admit otherwise

You still posting from the hardened nuclear blast bunker

 

[boyfalldown]

You still posting from the hardened nuclear blast bunker

I'm sort of venturing out - well stuck my head round the door to see if its safe

 

[Cg_Girl]

Chickens the lot of you..

 

[MWHCVT]

I'm sort of venturing out - well stuck my head round the door to see if its safe

It's hell on the front line.

Chickens the lot of you..

What was that, your going to do the lads some chicken sandwiches oh and dear pass me a cold beer

 

[boyfalldown]

It's hell on the front line.

What was that, your going to do the lads some chicken sandwiches oh and dear pass me a cold beer

 

[big soft moose]

That sounds tasty

and as yv is too chicken to pose in her french maids outfit, if "T" could manage that as well that would be good

 

[boyfalldown]

That sounds tasty

and as yv is too chicken to pose in her french maids outfit, if "T" could manage that as well that would be good

Pose in it?? I just want her to clean the house whilst I go down the pub

 

[big soft moose]

Pose in it?? I just want her to clean the house whilst I go down the pub

ahh it seems our 'needs' are slightly different

 

[boyfalldown]

ahh it seems our 'needs' are slightly different

 

[Cg_Girl]

Pose in it?? I just want her to clean the house whilst I go down the pub

Fully fledged Chauvinist or still in training?

 

[Gremlin]

That sounds tasty

and as yv is too chicken to pose in her french maids outfit, if "T" could manage that as well that would be good

I'm sure we could find a french maids outfit somewhere in your size Pete

Any volunteers to take the pictures ....................................

 

[big soft moose]

My freind Karl (who is about as unreconstructed as they come) once amazed a whole mixed gathering by saying " I reckon feminism is a great thing"

Just as I was about to fall off my chair in shock he continued

"It means that there's loads more reaming totty in the workplace for me to perve over, rather than them being hidden away with only their hubbies benefiting "

I can't help feeling he may have missed a point or two

( I wasnt that suprised given that this is the guy who used to keep a marks out of ten score sheet for women he'd seen on the CCTV during his shift )

 

[boyfalldown]

Fully fledged Chauvinist or still in training?

Oh fully fledged, no half measures here

 

[Yv]

Oh fully fledged, no half measures here

I shall remember that when it is most useful to me ....

 

[boyfalldown]

Scared now, where are the keys for the bunker

 

[big soft moose]

Yv has dropped them down her cleavage - retreive them if you dare

 

[Cg_Girl]

The Bunker door has been removed... there is nowhere to hide

 

[boyfalldown]

The Bunker door has been removed... there is nowhere to hide

Oh s***

 

[MWHCVT]

The Bunker door has been removed... there is nowhere to hide

I don't hide

 

[boyfalldown]

I don't hide

I know, you run instead

 

[MWHCVT]

I know, you run instead

Hell will freeze over before I run

 

[Yv]

I know, you run instead

Matthew runs? Now that really IS earth shattering news!!

 

[boyfalldown]

Hell will freeze over before I run

Shortly after I change my ways.then

 

[Cg_Girl]

Oh s***

That was a quick submission

 

[Gremlin]

Matthew runs? Now that really IS earth shattering news!!

PMSL Yvonne

 

[boyfalldown]

That was a quick submission

I know when to quit

 

[Cg_Girl]

I know when to quit

Now if that was really the case, this thread wouldn't exist...

 

[MWHCVT]

Matthew runs? Now that really IS earth shattering news!!

Oi...watch out or I'll not warn you the next time I'm driving in London

That was a quick submission

I heard you like the submissive type :boxer: