Yet another moan about kids.

OutLore said:
I think I was at that party :thumbs:
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were you that guy who turned up halfway through with a traffic cone , then promptly poured a bottle of archers into the punch, threw up in a wardrobe and passed out in the upstairs toilet ?

I thought I recognised you from somewhere :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
were you that guy who turned up halfway through with a traffic cone , then promptly poured a bottle of archers into the punch, threw up in a wardrobe and passed out in the upstairs toilet ?

I thought I recognised you from somewhere :lol:
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God Pete you must have been ****ed, how did you get upstairs in a bungalow :lol: :lol:
 
ok i now have 2 children late teens who need a new home! they both have cars that need funding in every way, they also need funding for the oh so very important social life, above and beyond that they also need funding for everything else in life!!!.
you should be aware that a hoilday home is a good idea as when one said child takes over your house with her pals! (no photo's) you may wish to vacate.
good luck to the eldest one as after last night i lost the will to live.....(nearly) massive teenage strop. !!! any takers?
 
big soft moose said:
were you that guy who turned up halfway through with a traffic cone , then promptly poured a bottle of archers into the punch, threw up in a wardrobe and passed out in the upstairs toilet ?

I thought I recognised you from somewhere :lol:
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That's more like me, except I would have poured the Archers into the wardrobe and thrown up in the punch! never seen the attraction of nicking traffic cones though, even when #2faced!
 
neil_g said:
Cars that "need" funding? They have jobs?
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ok the big twisted nose one pays for his fuel most of the time the other one i pay for most of it granted she runs me around but Daddy pays the rest. they have part time jobs but are also full time students..

By the way still up for grabs.. :lol:
 
All you folks with kids.....you shouldn't have joined if you can't take a joke lmfao!!
 
Remember, Ladies - a minute on the lips......














.....can save years of worry and expenditure!

Long live Dr Bollokov and his vasectimies!!!
 
If we didn't have kids we'd just find something else to moan about it's what us old people do lol
count yourself lucky my wife buggered off just before our kids became teens leaving me to do my role and hers
Over 10 years later and they still live with me and I have all their problems to deal with as well as their mess
 
Iris said:
At his flat remember :p
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:lol:

i am on my own with the kids for 3/4 of the year as dad works away. but i have to say this is the most idiotic thing he has done "so far"
 
I've got a plan........ Tell us where the party is, TP will turn up en-mass complete with cameras.

Don't think many "youngsters" will find it too cool to hang around for long :lol:
 
gumbo-67 said:
:lol:

i am on my own with the kids for 3/4 of the year as dad works away. but i have to say this is the most idiotic thing he has done "so far"
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Really ? Its pretty tame compared to some of the stuff i got up to as a lad.

he hasn't for example built an illegal still and tried to sell the produce to his school friends ?

or built a potato mortar and shot potatoes at the headmasters greenhouse ?

or been banned from the uni canteen for a month for instigating a cream cheese fight in the refectory ?

or fallen off the school roof trying to rig a microphone to spy on the staffroom ?

I was a delightful child :lol:

if the worst thing he's done is have a party and invite half of facebook, then you should stop worrying ;)
 
big soft moose said:
Really ? Its pretty tame compared to some of the stuff i got up to as a lad.

he hasn't for example built an illegal still and tried to sell the produce to his school friends ?

or built a potato mortar and shot potatoes at the headmasters greenhouse ?

or been banned from the uni canteen for a month for instigating a cream cheese fight in the refectory ?

or fallen off the school roof trying to rig a microphone to spy on the staffroom ?

I was a delightful child :lol:

if the worst thing he's done is have a party and invite half of facebook, then you should stop worrying ;)
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Pete you're my new hero :lol:

have to agree though its fairly tame as things go.
 
from 10 to 18 he was in boarding school so no idea what he got up too well i do and yes climbing on the roof of the school was one of them, that i know of.

ah well does make me see how lucky i am. see if i get called to the hospital this weekend now he is back at rugby!..
 
OW! By doze!!!
 
Things become a little clearer :lol: I was born and raised round rugger clubs and was a rugger club bar manager for 5 years :D and in student to that mix and there could be some real fun at that party :naughty: what uni is it again ;)
 
this is going to be messy - I went to Man Met , and played rugby (and lacrosse, and gaelic football)

never mind the 200+ facebook idiots its the 30 or so close friends from the squad i'd be worried about :lol:
 
So you see Pete what with the "team mates" oh and the Rowing club lot i have nothing to worry about!.. and it is not man met!!! i am not saying where it is.. :lol:
 
gumbo-67 said:
Matthew manchester :;):
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big soft moose said:
this is going to be messy - I went to Man Met , and played rugby (and lacrosse, and gaelic football)

never mind the 200+ facebook idiots its the 30 or so close friends from the squad i'd be worried about :lol:
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gumbo-67 said:
So you see Pete what with the "team mates" oh and the Rowing club lot i have nothing to worry about!.. and it is not man met!!! i am not saying where it is.. :lol:
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Two words :D "Road Trip" I'll drag a DJ and a few thousand watt's of power with me :naughty:
 
gumbo-67 said:
:lol:

i am on my own with the kids for 3/4 of the year as dad works away. but i have to say this is the most idiotic thing he has done "so far"
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Me too but my 2 are fairly young still, admittedly my 12 year old is testing my patience far beyond its limits already, lord knows what it's gonna be like when he actually turns into a 6 foot tall young man who thinks the world owes him a favour
 
been playing this game since they were babies. best way i deal with it is, stop laughing when said son Picks me up and say you can reach now (when i say i am going to clip his ear). it is hard and it is not a job i wish on anyone and as much as i moan about my bratts they are stupid and daft at times but not bad.
 
gumbo-67 said:
*bluff worked phew*
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I bet we can find him on facebook *evil grin*

He strikes me as a young man who is in need of mature guidance... for example on how to get vodka jelly to set (put in a blast chiller - don't have a blast chiller handy, break into the uni kitchen, what they've got an alarm - arse, it was all a misunderstanding m'lud), :lol:
 
Nah mum taught him jelly not needed just a water melon!!!!! lol and yes i bet you could find him.. and vodka Jelly doesn't need a chiller just extra setting agent... he knows that too. (dad told him that one) ::p:
 
ah but the problem with the water melon is that it requires a sharp knife to serve - and sharp knives and drunken idiots are best kept apart (Ive got a scar on my hand that demonstrates this fact - from trying to open a beer bottle with a penknife ! )
 
and your point is ? :lol:
 
:lol::p your a plonker!!!! i made sure he has a bottle spanner on his key ring!!!
 
this is the guy who's just invited half of facebook to a party in a small flat :suspect: but you still think he's not going to do anything daft given the opportunity :naughty:
 
i never said that i said you was a plonker. i know he will no doubt do something stupid, :p
 
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