Call me mr cynical but I see this as being the student translation
" The party went ahead and it was absolute carnage, who invited that prat with the mega watt soundsystem anyway ? 2 trips to casualty, 1 visit from the police, and a noise abatement notice has just be served. I still havent worked out who that girl was i woke up with, or what the motorway roadsign was doing in the lounge . The place was absolutely trashed, the landlord's gone balistic, and some tit made an international call to the australian speaking clock and left the phone off the hook so BT arent too happy either.
But hey I've told mum that there were no problems and everthing went swimmingly, we don't want her to worry. "
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