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  • children do what you ask them to do?
  • An ice cold beer taste the same when drunk out of a mug?
  • The 2nd cup of coffee on a morning taste as good as the first?
  • Beasties stand still when you point a camera at them?

Anymore for anymore....?
 
Anything cold doesn't taste right when drunk from a mug!
 
As soon as you have a bit of extra cash, why does the car/house fall apart?
 
Why do I always buy something, only for it to be half price in a sale two weeks later...Grrrr
 
Who do I buy something which then develops a fault, onto to be told when I take it back two weeks later that it's now in the sale and they can only refund to the sale value?! :bat:
 
Witch said:
Who do I buy something which then develops a fault, onto to be told when I take it back two weeks later that it's now in the sale and they can only refund to the sale value?! :bat:
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I hope they don't if you have a receipt they are obliged to give a full refund and nothing less.
 
Witch said:
Who do I buy something which then develops a fault, onto to be told when I take it back two weeks later that it's now in the sale and they can only refund to the sale value?! :bat:
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Thats illegal and contrary to the Sale of Goods act.
 
Why does a hard drive fail one month out of warranty..:bat:


Why does your insurance company give you a yearly quote yet when you threaten to take your business elsewhere they can knock £50 off it instantly..:bang:


Why when you spend a week watching an item on eBay does your internet go tits-up with 2 minutes remaining..:'(
 
Why have PC World/Currys/Comet/Dixons always sold out of the special offers they advertise on TV no matter how fast you get to the shop?
 
Marcel said:
Unless it's a cold cup of tea :D
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Must be a buuuuuuuuuuury thing :gag:

I want to know why the phone always rings when I get in the shower.

why is the last pint on a night out always a bad one :shrug::gag:

why do old people in metros always pull out on you when your in a hurry
 
why oh why did I happen to say that I hadn't had a cold all year???? atttishoooo! ooh my head hurts :bonk:
 
and why does the washing machine always die as soon as the guarantee runs out?
 
why doesnt DF have any friends or clean undies?
 
A washing machine? You put your dirty plates and cups in there. And when the machine stops, I guarantee you'll not worry about whether they're dirty any more.
 
Why does my internet die as Im about to judge my first online competition.

Why dont I find the necessary props for a pic until a week after Ive decided to 'make do' & use something else!


.... and how does DF afford a maid??? :lol:
 
InaGlo said:
.... and how does DF afford a maid??? :lol:
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The money he saves on a washing machine, plus one or two other 'favours', perhaps? :D
 
minimeeze said:
Why do I always buy something, only for it to be half price in a sale two weeks later...Grrrr
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When you want something, why not just wait two weeks and then buy it...probably then find its not in the sale :)
 
Why do the weather forecasters never predict the weather correctly?


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minimeeze said:
Why do I always buy something, only for it to be half price in a sale two weeks later...Grrrr
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Like the 2nd hand TomTom 700 I bought last month, which now works out more expensive than its successor (half-price in the sales this week...grrr)
But I'm still happy with it after finally getting all the downloads and subscribing to traffic alerts, speed camera updates etc.

I love the way the speed-limit of the camera now flashes up as well.
I've almost crashed a dozen times so far from watching the bloody thing instead of the road...:nuts:
 
On the subject of TomToms...
Why does it a) have a system crash just as you come off the motorway and don't have a clue where you are?
b) Why does it insist on taking me down bloody single track lanes and dead ends? :annoyed:
 
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