What to do with an ugly patio?

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I live in a flat where one room has a view over the road and the other over the back of the houses in the block. This back room has a really awful view onto a tarmac-covered space. It's around waist-level. There's a curved plastic cover for a roof-window of the flat below, and the floor of a balcony of the flat above. Everything's grey or dirty white.

There's a space of around 2-3 square meters directly below the balcony, which could be vaguely usable for something, I imagine. Half of this gets water-logged when it rains.

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Completely uninspired as to what to do with it.:shrug:

Any suggestions gratefully received.

Cheers :thumbs:

(Excuse the webcam snapshot, but I thought it didn't merit getting the SLR out :|)
 
is that patio doors or a window? is the flat rented or owned by you?
 
Is the roof safe for you to walk on and are you allowed to use it? If it is I would put some decking out there and plenty of potted plants :)
 
why is this in the classified section?
 
Why is this in the for sale section? :lol:

My idea would be flowers. Get some nice tubs of flowers out there and that will brighten up your miserable patio area :)
 
They're windows, so you have to climb a bit to get out. Rented flat, so I guess anything would have to be reversible. Is also walkable on.
 
and maybe a couple of good quality fence panels or something similar to hide the r/h side
 
are you allowed to use the spacesince it is rented??

and since window not door, sort of not meant as a permanent exit. you may find you will be billed extra rent if you put stuff out on it
 
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are you allowed to use the spacesince it is rented??

and since window not door, sort of not meant as a permanent exit. you may find you will be billed extra rent if you put stuff out on it

To be honest, I think plants etc wouldn't be a problem. Maybe decking is pushing it though :thinking:

thanks for the suggestions. I think we'll go for plant pots or similar.
 
Plants in pots on raised frames, be careful you don't damage the surface though, that could be an expensive mistake!
 
It's against the rules, there is no price:lol:
 
Build a clear perspex container that's about the same dimensions as the window, put it outside behind the window, fill it up with water, and then put some fishes (or any marine-life of your choice) in it, and even some water plants..
This way you can pretend that you're in some James Bond-style underwater den.



I'll shut up, shall I? :D
 
Build a clear perspex container that's about the same dimensions as the window, put it outside behind the window, fill it up with water, and then put some fishes (or any marine-life of your choice) in it, and even some water plants..
This way you can pretend that you're in some James Bond-style underwater den.



I'll shut up, shall I? :D

but then you would need a cat to sit stroking while laughing maniacaly:lol:
 
Build a clear perspex container that's about the same dimensions as the window, put it outside behind the window, fill it up with water, and then put some fishes (or any marine-life of your choice) in it, and even some water plants..
This way you can pretend that you're in some James Bond-style underwater den.



I'll shut up, shall I? :D

Do you know what, I would actually do that with the cat and everything :lol: :coat:
 
Put some gravel down, the really fine stuff and get some plants and small trees on the go.
 
If you have to climb out of a window to get to it I doubt it's for use by you, if I was in the flat below I wouldn't appreciate someone using my roof as a garden

paint a nice picture on the window and shine a light behind it
 
Hard to be sure from that picture but it looks more like a felted flat roof than a patio. Unless you have specific permission from the landlord, I wouldn't set foot on it.
 
Have you considered....curtains? :shrug:

We have curtains, blinds and shutters too. It just makes the room a little dark for some reason :thinking:

white paint on the far wall wi.ll refect light into the flat and make it look better....:)

That's off limits I'm afraid. Had crossed my mind, but not doable :(

Put some gravel down, the really fine stuff and get some plants and small trees on the go.

Definitely will do the small trees thing. Small gravel may get a little messy though.

If you have to climb out of a window to get to it I doubt it's for use by you, if I was in the flat below I wouldn't appreciate someone using my roof as a garden

The neighbours downstairs don't particularly like us anyway (we have a piano...;)) And we use the roof already - that doesn't disturb them. It's just not very pretty.

Hard to be sure from that picture but it looks more like a felted flat roof than a patio. Unless you have specific permission from the landlord, I wouldn't set foot on it.

You're right actually, it's not a patio. But it's definitely ugly. We use it anyway, no-one's complained. I think greenery is the way forward :D

Thanks for all the suggestions :thumbs:
 
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