What does MILF stand for?

[jewel]

It wasn't one word, it was an acronym

um right,lol

 

[Matt Charlton]

Yeah so it was four words really.

 

[Jonnyreb]

Please - am here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matt Charlton]

or five words if you count the silent "to"

 

[busterboy]

44 replies in 1 hour 20 minutes..

Is that a record..


I also agree with IanC, I am involved as much as anyone so my apologies to whoever concerned who was offended by my remarks...

 

[jewel]

you guys are killing me over here,lmao.

44 replies??

 

[minimeeze]

No offence taken... finding this thread rather funny

 

[Joe T]

loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine

 

[Janice]

loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine

I am...I am, Joe! But I can't help it if OTHERS consider me as a MILF now can I !!!

 

[sue]

ok this has to be said, my husband is called Matt

 

[busterboy]

loving it!

But I thought Janice was all mine

 

[Joe T]

I am...I am, Joe! But I can't help it if OTHERS consider me as a MILF now can I !!!

I suppose you cant! Ought to make me feel good i guess!

 

[Matt Charlton]

yeah but we're married

 

[minimeeze]

And I'm not a mother.... so count me out

 

[busterboy]

And I'm not a mother.... so count me out

But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..


That doesnt sound right..

 

[Matt Charlton]

she's helped a lot of mothers

 

[Joe T]

But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..


That doesnt sound right..

 

[minimeeze]

And I'm not that way inclined either before any of you pervy lot get any ideas

 

[Janice]

But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..


That doesnt sound right..

I hope that doesnt apply to you too, Buster!!!!

 

[Marcel]

But you have made a lot of mothers with your job..


That doesnt sound right..

She's helped alot of people *become* mothers.

 

[busterboy]

I hope that doesnt apply to you too, Buster!!!!

I wish Janice.. I wish.

 

[Marcel]

I am...I am, Joe!

Floozy!

That us....OVER.

 

[Janice]

I suppose you cant! Ought to make me feel good i guess!

Yes, you should be glad that I have chosen you.....out of all those other pervs that thought of me as a MILF!!

 

[Joe T]

Floozy!

That us....OVER.

She never really liked you. She told me. This morning.

 

[Matt Charlton]

Ahh but this afternoon she was having coffee with me

 

[Janice]

She never really liked you. She told me. This morning.

That was a "goodbye kiss", Marcel....I'm sorry it had to end this way!

 

[busterboy]

That was a "goodbye kiss", Marcel....I'm sorry it had to end this way!

BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..

 

[sue]

and here was me thinking you were at work, oh well, now i know

 

[Joe T]

BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..

Size matters, apparently

 

[Janice]

BUT BUT... Joe uses a Nikon. Have you no respect..

Its not the camera...........it's the length of his zoooooooooooom!!

 

[Joe T]

and here was me thinking you were at work, oh well, now i know

I can get you the name of a good divorce lawyer if you like?

 

[Janice]

Ahh but this afternoon she was having coffee with me

I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug:

 

[sue]

hmmmm I will let you know thanks

 

[busterboy]

I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug:

 

[Matt Charlton]

I just love a man who wears his underpants outside his trousers!!! :shrug:

Well i was in a hurry to get dressed again quickly and i got all confused.

 

[Joe T]

Its not the camera...........it's the length of his zoooooooooooom!!

You mean this one:

Gotta have the right tool for the job.

 

[Janice]

Well i was in a hurry to get dressed again quickly and i got all confused.

Well if you will keep hiding in the wardrobe!

 

[Janice]

Gotta have the right tool for the job.

OOooh Joe!! You tease!!

 

[sue]

so thats how he got his bad back

 

[busterboy]

Gotta have the right tool for the job.