What does MILF stand for?

[Joe T]

Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?

 

[busterboy]

Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?

That is what you get when you put it in the mud..

 

[Matt Charlton]

Did anyone notice the stains on the end of my tool?

See theres an advantage to having grey coloured L lenses!

 

[Janice]

Yes......they did catch my eye, Joe.... but I know how messy you boys can be!

 

[Matt Charlton]

Fastest thread ever

 

[Joe T]

That is what you get when you put it in the mud..

Dont speak about her like that :razz:

 

[Janice]

Dont speak about her like that :razz:

Yes,, Ive been called some things in my time.......but The MUD isnt one of them!!

 

[Joe T]

Yes,, Ive been called some things in my time.......but The MUD isnt one of them!!

If he wasnt such a big guy......

 

[Matt Charlton]

Joe is such a stick in the mud

 

[Janice]

If he wasnt such a big guy......

Yeah but thats just his body......he hasnt got a zoooooooooom like you!!

 

[Joe T]

Joe is such a stick in the mud

 

[Kev M]

Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?

 

[Janice]

Joe is such a stick in the mud

OOooooh!!!!!

 

[Joe T]

Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?

 

[Matt Charlton]

Twig?

 

[sue]

its stopped

 

[minimeeze]

If he wasnt such a big guy......

How would you know?

 

[minimeeze]

Perhaps the ladieeeeeees would be more at ease if we got rid of MILF and changed it to MILMLT?

Nah, MILF sounds much better

 

[Joe T]

Ah just figured out the MLT bit!

 

[Joe T]

How would you know?

I think "Large Member" says it all dont you think!

 

[Janice]

Ah just figured out the MLT bit!

whisper, Joe!!

 

[Joe T]

whisper, Joe!!

...make love to...

 

[busterboy]

Yeah but thats just his body......he hasnt got a zoooooooooom like you!!

Thats because I am a prime guy..

 

[minimeeze]

whisper, Joe!!

More polite than the F word

 

[dod]

I've been on the phone, about 60 replies in that time

 

[Matt Charlton]

Thats because I am a prime guy..

bet you've got a small aperature though

 

[Janice]

...make love to...

OOooh no! Minimeeze is right........... MILF is MUCH better!!

 

[sue]

dod you need to keep up

 

[Joe T]

I've been on the phone, about 60 replies in that time

And 5 stars!

 

[busterboy]

bet you've got a small aperature though

Thats not what Sue said..

 

[Janice]

dod you need to keep up

Phew! I thought you said keep IT up!!

 

[Joe T]

dod you need to keep it up

Corrected.

 

[Matt Charlton]

She said she had trouble with the autofocus

 

[Janice]

She said she had trouble with the autofocus

Lots of things work better when you do them manually!

 

[Matt Charlton]

I think this thread has gone beyond the gutter, the sewer systems and is slowly making its way to the core and Austrailia.

Keep it up indeed

Bloomin Essex Girls

 

[Joe T]

Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am!

 

[Matt Charlton]

we'll be sure to dig this thread up for her joe

 

[minimeeze]

Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am!

Is she called Janice by any chance?

 

[Janice]

Right, im going offline now. Gotta ring the girlfriend. Lord knows what will happen if/when she joins here! She's much much worse than I am!

Joe!!!! Girlfriend?????

 

[Matt Charlton]

Lock your fellas away girls, Janice is after a new one