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WE WOZ BRUNG UP PROPER !!

"And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!!CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL
WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and even early 70's

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while
they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon
and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes
or cervical cancer.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured
lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and
when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the
risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds
, KFC, Subway or Nandos.

Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the
weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store
and buy Toffees, Gob stoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up
frogs with.

We ate biscuits, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with
sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were
back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then
ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built
tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at
all, no 999 channels on SKY ,
no video/dvd films,
no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms...........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in
us forever.

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time....

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or
rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

RUGBY and CRICKET had try outs and not everyone made the team. Those
who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
Getting into the team was based on
MERIT

Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and
'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW
TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL !
And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow
up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives
for our own good.
 
Ah, I remember it well! :love:
 
Said with feeling and all true.
 
So true Im from the 50's, no near by children in my area then, so the field, pool. and stream at the back of our house was my playground for many years.
Brought my son up to enjoy the beauty and life of the countryside, he is now passing this on to his 12 year old stepson who thinks he is "Real Cool" and we go out and watch foxes and badgers and all sorts of birds and things.
Its just great to hear them talking about what they have seen makes me wish I could have gone with them.
 
also not forgetting, 20 years ago all kids ate peanut butter, none of this nut alergy crap where someone would open a sunpat jar and kids within a 50 mile radius would collapse to the floor gripping their throats, what has evolution done in 2 decades?
 
too true,

'elf and safety is an ass sometimes, if not all the time :)
 
And we ate salt, had dripping sandwiches (with salt) and knew how to cross a road.

We could ride a bike without having to use the pavement!

We could have fun with shared telephone lines....... I didn't press that button on the top of the phone if I could hear someone talking ........ I used to listen and then make silly noises, to wind them up :D

We could go abseiling, canoeing and camping on school trips whilst the teachers went to the pub.

School bullying ended as soon as we lost or won the fight and if it didn't we could shoot them with our airgun ;)

We were taught how to fix cars.

We could smoke on the bus.......... because the local shop would sell us single cigs :cool:

We could play 'Cowboys and Indians' without being called racists.

We could eat jam and collect Golliwog badges and wear them without upsetting anyone.

The local coppers scared us if we had done something we shouldn't

We had rip-raps, Catherine wheels and bangers to play with :D

We had the black and white minstrels on Saturday nights for entertainment.



:D
 
heres an odd one but an interesting one... how come you don't get white dog poo anymore? What the hell was that all about anyway?
 
What about stealing apples from the neighbours tree, penny dainties, gang huts, I remember flairs god yes and these high waister trousers, :cool:
 
heres an odd one but an interesting one... how come you don't get white dog poo anymore? What the hell was that all about anyway?

It wasn't from dogs ;)
 
heres an odd one but an interesting one... how come you don't get white dog poo anymore? What the hell was that all about anyway?

And cats used to dig holes to crap in and bury it. Now they just do it anywhere. What's happened to cats these days? No respect.....
 
Don't remember eating worms:eek: but did play in the mud alot. Built air fix models on wet rainy days. Then destroyed them with the air gun from a bed room window. Played footy for hours in the street till bed time. And your best mates house, the door was always open just to walk in. we had hours of fun hiding Tempo soldiers in the rocks in pretend battles. Ah those were the days.:)
 
I guess the chalky dog poo was due to the dog-food having loads of bonemeal in it. Dogs are meant to eat meat and bones, and it makes it a lot easier to clear up after them!
 
One thing missing, them kids grew up made all the things it's complaining about! ;)
 
Yes, those were the days - but it wasn't all good...
Doctors treated their patients like dirt and were pretty useless anyway
Schools didn't educate so much as condition kids to work in factories when they left school
Kids were taken away from their parents and put into homes if the family split up
The benefit system - such as it was - didn't help the people who really needed it.
At the age of 7 I had to go out checking my rabbit snares before and after school, otherwise we didn't eat.
 
Aaaahhhh halcyon days indeed. Bit too near to the truth this thread and us old fogies will now have to sit and reminisce about long gone times:shake:

I wonder if my kids will be writing this sort of thing - in a load of years I hope, and thinking 'our old man - bit of an idiot at times....but right most of the time'.

I wish they could fondly look back as here to more innocent times:thumbs:
 
Ah finally a thread for all the grumpy old "in my day things were better" to congregate. Get over it :D
 
Post your mom's' Co-op number here or you weren't there! :p

121985
 
Ah finally a thread for all the grumpy old "in my day things were better" to congregate. Get over it :D

Why you young whippersnapper. Don't you realise the things we old'uns had to go through for you pesky kids:lol:

You'll never know the pleasure to be had bit**ing about everything with an attitude like that.

Even with a young version of a name such as you have don't think you will escape being a cantankerous old fart:wave:
 
No idea about Coop numbers, but what about phone numbers - asking the nice operator to connect you to Rippleway 1034 - not dialing 02085941034.

Fruit Salad and Black Jacks - four for a penny.

Choppers.
 
What about Green Shield Stamps.

My mum used to give me and my sister 10% each of hers (or was it 1/10 of them :thinking: )
 
Thanks for that, just brought back memories of one hot summer, 76 it was and playing all day with an old washing up bottle filled with water, soaking each other and having a laugh. up out early anf not back till tea time, did my mother worry?? not one jot she knew we where happy and playing, we never did do cowboys and indians, it was always Japs and commando's, snap a branch off a tree and that was your gun.

Best bike to own at the time was either a chopper or if you where not old/big enough you had a tomahawk, (smaller version of the chopper).

Kids today aint got a clue how to have fun.

spike
 
Price of petrol ............ 1d (that's old pence btw) for fifteen gallon :D .... and they even put it in for you.
 
Rev-Rods. I had the lime green one until some **** purposely drove over it when it ended up in the road.
 
huh? (90's baby)

Clackers were freudian playthings for girls, which ended in shattered illusions...

My first chemistry set had instructions for stink bombs, miniature fire extinguishers, making your fingers glow in the dark with the phosphorous from matchboxes etc. So I asked for another, but H&S had clamped down in the meantime. Thankfully, when I started to be taught chemistry at school a year or so later, the master knew how to make the subject fun.
 
...until some **** purposely drove over it when it ended up in the road.

He probably thought kids of your day didn't know how to have fun, with your new-fangled bikes and the luxury of co-op numbers (whatever they are :thinking: )! No, things were done properly when HE was a kid! :D
 
you also created US so deal with that!:p
 
I remember it all. But my first Nikon F body cost 12 weeks wages in 1971 so not all good. Did include a 50mm lens though.
 
I remember it all too ( child of the 50's). Also sitting up straight at the table, keeping your elbows off, mouth shut while eating, not answering back or being rude to elders, asking to leave the table. Sometimes I think some parents were too strict and some headmasters cruel but I think we have gone too far the other way now and kids can often do what they like.That doesnt make them happy. They need rules, boundaries and guidance and lots of fresh air, play and exercise.
 
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