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WCMUT....what cheered me up today
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New camera on route,
Parcel farce tracking number useless
They always are until delivered... Which seems pointless
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Fair point, well presentedThey always are until delivered... Which seems pointless
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2-1 up I understandThe Parcelfarce 5-a-side team have it fully under control.....
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Last time I had something sent out by parcel farce, coincidentally I was off the day it was due to arrive, the tracking number was actually working, so I kept an eye through the day,
timed at 4:45pm, delivery attempted no one home returned item to depot, well I know the little s*** was lying, as I was out the front cutting the grass, tidying up etc. well before and well after that time.
He ( obviously) never even put a card through the door, so if it wasn't for the tracking number working, I would have had no idea.
I made a formal complaint, seems the guy was on holiday as of that evening, so I wonder would it have been sat in his van for two weeks?
Useless t***t!
timed at 4:45pm, delivery attempted no one home returned item to depot, well I know the little s*** was lying, as I was out the front cutting the grass, tidying up etc. well before and well after that time.
He ( obviously) never even put a card through the door, so if it wasn't for the tracking number working, I would have had no idea.
I made a formal complaint, seems the guy was on holiday as of that evening, so I wonder would it have been sat in his van for two weeks?
Useless t***t!
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What are you hoping will be delivered?New camera on route,
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At this rate, anything
Serious answer 7DII I've been toying with the idea for months and finally went for it.
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Hopefully will take a better picture of meAt this rate, anything
Serious answer 7DII I've been toying with the idea for months and finally went for it.
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Hopefully will take a better picture of me
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Keep us posted, JP.
Hopefully will take a better picture of me
Only if you're yawning!
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New camera on route,
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Nope not as fancy as that
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So far so good Eh?Only 3 more days of "Dryanuary" left.
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I haven't had a drink since NYE and don't actually miss it but I do miss the local pub, pub quiz and some of the folk who I only see in the pub.
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You could always go and have a lemonade or something ?
Or is that too tempting?
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I like beer and pubs a lot. They have always been a large part of my social life and I'm not sure if it would work if I switched to soft drinks. To be honest, I think I'd get less strange looks if I walked into the pub wearing a tutu than if I ordered a lemonade.
Edit: actually, that's given me an idea...
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I think I'd get less strange looks if I walked into the pub wearing a tutu than if I ordered a lemonade.
That comment is worthless without photographic evidence
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That comment is worthless without photographic evidence
I'm not making any promises but I do have form for wearing a tutu (mufti day at work, didn't go down well
).Anyway, I'm looking forward to pub-quiz night and might even give the lemonade a try (with or without the tutu).
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Had to get around a badly parked BMW in the car park this morning. Went to leave this afternoon and it was having its windscreen replaced. It was at that stage where it had no windscreen at all.....
.....and it was raining!
It's the small things.
.....and it was raining!
It's the small things.
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I always find a chinagraph pencil handy....
...and "T**T" is easy to spell backwards...
...and "T**T" is easy to spell backwards...
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It's one of the best feelings isn't it.Getting a picture from my daughter with her new Steiff teddy bear, I think I can safely say she was happy
Ps. Good taste Keith
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Wcmut as well, seeing this advert. I found it very thought provoking and powerful. Reminds me of the things that are really important.
View: https://www.facebook.com/KeithDavidEvans/videos/10208567422329794/
View: https://www.facebook.com/KeithDavidEvans/videos/10208567422329794/
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It certainly makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Ps. Good taste Keith
I used to collect many moons ago
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Wcmut a quote from my wife regarding work:
http://movie-sounds.org/quotes/dh3/...es-open-you-pencilpushing-son-of-a-bitch!.mp3
http://movie-sounds.org/quotes/dh3/...es-open-you-pencilpushing-son-of-a-bitch!.mp3
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Getting a picture from my daughter with her new Steiff teddy bear, I think I can safely say she was happy
I've still got my Steiff.
I got it when I was 6
So it's old!
Good choice Keith.
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Actually this happened yesterday evening. Went as an invited guest, I nominated one of the recipients, to the local town hall for the annual civic awards to ordinary people who make a difference to the townspeople through voluntary work. It reminded me that because all that the newspapers and TV news people are interested in is the people who are trouble in one way or another, the great majority are going about their lives doing their best and giving of themselves.
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I'm not normally one for jokes, us Germans don't have a sense of humour But this one made me smile..
But this one made me smile..Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box...gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale...
Bob has been missing since Friday
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When you do, you laugh at a joke that is almost as old as time itself, catch up Jp catch up
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Well there you goWhen you do, you laugh at a joke that is almost as old as time itself, catch up Jp catch up
Time to go to the WAMT thread