WAMT?
Trying to get a coffee and a bite to eat, called into my "usual" Mac D's for a breakfast wrap and a large, Cappuccino,
Baring in mind this was about 09:30 and in the middle of an industrial estate / small retail outlet square.
The Place was heaving with kids and the queue was almost back to the door, you can wait 10 mins if there is 2 people in front of you,
I thought b****r this I'm off to the burger van down the road.
"CarlsBurger" ( yes really) wasn't there

Carls always there .... just not today
Next stop, Shell garage on the A11 police forensics all over it, yep you guessed it, they wouldn't even serve me a coffee
... I got one in the end, albeit nearly an hour after my first attempt!