True or False

I too look nothing like jack reacher but I can't prove it I don't have any photos of myself :D

Next poster is wondering why this thread is going on so long and why they are still posting.
 
true

what about the one in your avatar, scott?

the next poster is wondering if they have anything better to do
 
big soft moose said:
true

what about the one in your avatar, scott?

the next poster is wondering if they have anything better to do
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True

And true.

Next poster really wants to make me a Sarnie. I mean really wants to.
 
False.

Next poster agrees that pepi may starve if he doesn't make his own buttie.
 
viv1969 said:
False.

Next poster agrees that pepi may starve if he doesn't make his own buttie.
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False

Ruth get off my lap and feed me :D

Next poster also wants a Sarnie.
 
True Cheese and onion please
the next poster will also fetch me a beer
 
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That will be false then......:lol:

Next poster wants to sleep with an alien to find out how that feels. :gag:
 
Mr G said:
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That will be false then......:lol:

Next poster wants to sleep with an alien to find out how that feels. :gag:
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False
According to a previous post I am an alien :)

Next poster Just sneezed.
 
viv1969 said:
False
According to a previous post I am an alien :)

Next poster Just sneezed.
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False

I can confirm she is alien.

Next poster loves themselves far too much.
 
True, well no one else does.

The next poster is wearing PJ's
 
false

i'm sat here naked (calm yourselves , ladies)

next person wants a stawberry cheesecake
 
big soft moose said:
false

i'm sat here naked (calm yourselves , ladies)

next person wants a stawberry cheesecake
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False

The thought of pete naked just made me nauseous :lol:

Next poster recently booked a holiday.
 
viv1969 said:
False

The thought of pete naked just made me nauseous with repressed desire:love:

Next poster recently booked a holiday.
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fixed that for you

and false - butwe are going to skye in may

the next poster weighs more than 15 stone
 
big soft moose said:
fixed that for you

and false - butwe are going to skye in may

the next poster weighs more than 15 stone
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True oh so very true 17.2

Next poster needs a hug off BSM
 
False - I'm served for hugs :D

Next poster is contemplating his/her belly button
 
True

Next poster wants to give me a new tattoo.
 
True

I intend to tattoo "Scott is a ****" on your forehead :lol:

the next person wants to go to bed but can't be arsed to walk up the stairs
 
False I am already up stairs
The next person is already in bed
 
I don't want Scott is a babe on my head.:suspect:

And so true.

Next poster is going to tuck my manly frame into bed.
 
big soft moose said:
True

I intend to tattoo "Scott is a ****" on your forehead :lol:

the next person wants to go to bed but can't be arsed to walk up the stairs
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False - I live in a bungalow ;)

Next person is lucky enough to have someone to warm their bed for them
 
True

Move over moose and get yer hands off me man bits.
 
Sonriendo said:
False - I live in a bungalow ;)

Next person is lucky enough to have someone to warm their bed for them
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False :(

The next poster is getting worried about Moose and Scott
 
True

crap there's a clown in my bed - get out you deviant, i'm a ladies man

the next poster wants some funky cold medina
 
Cobra said:
False :(

The next poster is getting worried about Moose and Scott
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True he keeps touching me :'(

Next poster will make moose wash his hands.
 
False I am not going anywhere near his hands :p
And false again mr G

The next person is watching TV
 
True but i have done a 69

Next poster loves a curry ;)
 
Mr G said:
True but i have done a 69

Next poster loves a curry ;)
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False

I didn't get to 69 only got to 68. You do it to me and I will owe you one.:D

Next poster should be asleep as they have to go up the dole to sign on.
 
Dang, true and false, should be asleep but do have work in the morning.

The next poster only likes photos of them self
 
They collect me - honest!

The poster below is building a snowman today.
 
The23rdman said:
They collect me - honest!

The poster below is building a snowman today.
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Maybe out of soap suds!!! Or Lego!!

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The next poster is sick of working and needs a long holiday...
 
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True id love a permanent holiday

The next poster makes strange bubbles in the bath
 
Nowt strange about Edward Woodwarding! But true!

VVV Wishes they had just booked a holiday...
 
To quote MM (IIRC)'s only funny line ever, "Man City and Man United? Sound like gay bars!"
 
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