True or False

So very very true.

Next poster is desperate to make me a brew.
 
false - sorry scott , i made the brew but it spilt when i tried to parcel it up to send to you

the next poster has a penchant for barbequing snakes
 
False....Hell has not yet frozen over.

Next poster likes cream buns.
 
true

so you'll only barbeque snakes when hell freezes over, odd

the next poster fancies bear grylls
 
Nick_1981 said:
False,

The next poster is left handed
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Only when my right hand is busy :suspect:

Next poster will be BSM with a chocolate biscuit to make up for the lack of a brew.
 
False

Next poster drives a Japanese car.

Pete....snakes are best boiled :D
 
false - i have a ford focus (and VW caddy for work)

next poster wishes they were pink
 
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True
The next person doesn't like jellied eels
 
True.

The next poster knows I'm lieing.
 
true , a member of mensa would be able to spell lying

the next person wishes they'd acheived 5% of what crash taylor has
 
True (they called me Shutter Rockwell)

The next poster is still legless from last night. :gag:
 
mrgas said:
False

The next poster thinks eastenders is a documentary !
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False.It`s a crock of sheeite.
The next poster believes if anyone can, Canon can.
 
true Indeed they can :)

The next person is an i-stuff fan boy
 
*linky removed :p*

True

The poster above is a nuisance
 
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True :p
The next person is preparing food
 
False - too Tom & Dick to eat anything but fruit (as I may have mentioned once or twice. :D).

The next person is snooker loopy.
 
True

The next poster wishes tomorrow wasn't Monday
 
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True

Next poster wants to be famous for holding the world record for onion eating.
 
true - but only if they are pickled

the next person wishes they were as handsome as me
 
big soft moose said:
true - but only if they are pickled

the next person wishes they were as handsome as me
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Very true you handsome hunk of a man. If I was I would :D


Next poster always dreamed of being a hero but gives up when he sees BSM.
 
False, prefer my heroes with a bit more meat on them ;)

Next poster has just finnished dinner and is looking forward to supper :)
 
false another 45 minuites to yummy roast pork

(btw I have the body of a young greek god ........... unfortunately its bachus )

the next person is googling " bachus"
 
TRUE!

The next poster wishes that they could get away with dressing in drag.......
 
False:D

And Moose be afraid of Scott. If you have a heartbeat, he will.

Next poster is looking out the window to see if it's snowing.
 
false , its dark outside for a moment i thought jack reacher was looking in, but then i realised it was my reflection.

the next person is googling 'jack reacher'
 
false . I know who "Jack Reacher" is. and Tom cruise is a **** profile of a leading actor to play him!

The next person, is teetotal.
 
Lynton said:
false . I know who "Jack Reacher" is. and Tom cruise is a **** profile of a leading actor to play him!

The next person, is teetotal.
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Falser than the falsest false thing :D

The next person also likes a tipple
 
True
And the next poster is ****ing themselves at the thought of Pete as Jack Reacher :lol:
 
false - its a perfectly reasonable comparrison, handsome with a rough edge and a nose thats been broken once or twice

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see, the likeness is uncanny

and when i said jack reacher was looking in i meant as per the books, i look nothing like tom cruise.

the next person is wondering if they can get away with calling in sick tommorow
 
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False....been off sick since Wednesday lunchtime.

Pete....You 6'5''?

Next poster is considering having an early night.
 
True

I have to get up a 5.45am tommorow

(I'm 6'4 and a bit - sadly i don't have a 50 inch chest though, and although i once had a washboard stomach it's now burried under a couple of inches of fat :lol: )
 
Pete, yes....the antlers clinch it :lol: :lol: :p
 
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