True or False

false , i rely on my sparkling wit and suave debonir bearing

the next person has nice legs
 
false , i rely on my sparkling wit and suave debonir bearing

the next person has nice legs

True. For a billy goat my legs are awesome

Next poster has arm pit hair so long it looks like you have a donkey in a head lock
 
True (Did I leave the web cam on again?)

The next person is down the pub
 
sadly false

the next person has to work tommorow
 
happily false ;)

The next poster been surprised from behind recently. :naughty:
 
true - as i drove at 75mph down the M5 it was a major suprise to find a police volvo driving behind me :'( no ticket yet so its just possible i got away with it)

the next poster closely resembles a womble
 
true - as i drove at 75mph down the M5 it was a major suprise to find a police volvo driving behind me :'( no ticket yet so its just possible i got away with it)

the next poster closely resembles a womble

True I only have womble:|

:D

Next poster wants to lend me a spoon for my ice cream.
 
False Iam using it to eat Jam:naughty:

The poster below has a Malteser stuck in his nostrill
 
False, it's in my ear

The next poster is eating breakfast in the nude :naughty:
 
True

The next poster wishes I would put my clothes on as I'm putting them off their toast.
 
True - with my teeth!

VVV is indifferent on the Marmite question.


true - as i drove at 75mph down the M5 it was a major suprise to find a police volvo driving behind me :'( no ticket yet so its just possible i got away with it)

the next poster closely resembles a womble

In Devon, you'll be unlucky to get a ticket - besides, 75 on your clock is probably under 70 anyway. Avon & Somerset have much less tolerance (? common sense?) so you might be done. Unsure about the North (I hear it's grim oop there!)
 
So true funny how it is :whistling:

Hmm the next poster likes to say they're broke, but hordes their stash of cash to roll around in while naked. :eek:
 
false - ever since the pound coin stuck in the embarasing orifice incident :nuts:

the next person has no interest in ceramic tiles
 
That'll be Leigh then :D:D

True

Next poster has an odd stain on their clothes that they can't quite explain...
 
oh sod , i thought that was you
 
That'll be Leigh then :D:D

True

Next poster has an odd stain on their clothes that they can't quite explain...

Often - I am very messy ;)

The next person is eating their lunch
 
Only If you call eating GRASS lunch!!!!:thinking:

The nextperson is wondering why he/she is posting......
 
True but I had to come back to read this.

Next poster dreams of being a voodoo priest.
 
False I already am a Voodoo priest

The next person doesn't like me sticking pins in their effigy
 
True. My effigy is very tight.


The person below is jealous because I've had a full English this morning
 
True. My effigy is very tight.


The person below is jealous because I've had a full English this morning

False I had French :D

Next poster thinks being the next poster is not as good as being the poster who posted the next poster question
 
False
the next person is convinced that Scott has finally lost the plot
:D
 
True

the next poster wants to return to the good old days when the earth was young and chris was pink
 
40 what? :|

Oh winks :D

False.

Next poster wants to be somewhere hot and tropical.
 
True (like Dundee) :D

Next poster sometimes forgets Cobra is a mod and wants to call him a ********
 
False. He's a teddy-bear snake.

Poster below knows they shouldn't really have a takeaway tonight, but is gonna say sod it and have one anyway.
 
True (like Dundee) :D

Next poster sometimes forgets Cobra is a mod and wants to call him a ********
:lol: :lol: :lol:

False. He's a teddy-bear snake.

Poster below knows they shouldn't really have a takeaway tonight, but is gonna say sod it and have one anyway.
False
the next poster wishes they were fishing
 
False

I went sea fishing today

Next poster wishes they didn't have to watch dancing on ice tomorrow
 
Jammy git :D
And False I never watch (have watched) it

The next person is an alien
 
True

Next poster will be drunk by the end of the evening.
 
I'm trying Ruth I'm really trying

Next poster is eating his tea watching boring tv.
 
False

Next poster is a man who HAS kissed a man.

Scott.....yes you are.
 
Oi you lot :razz:

True when I'm drunk I'm very very drunk :gag:

Next poster hopes that vision doesn't keep them awake at nights.
 
False....far more important things keep me awake at night.

Next poster is horny :D
 
Modesty prevents ;)

The next poster really is wasting far too much time on this thread
 
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