So how do you account for the bald men with moobs then?
Freaks of nature![]()

Are ye lookin' at my bra?!Nope...not buying that for a second.![]()
View attachment 23777When you breathe into your hands to check if you have bad breath, are you really smelling your breath, or just your hands?
Jur assic-ing for itSo even the dinosaurs are copying me...
I've wondered why human beings are the only species that needs to use toilet paper? Is a design fault? With the exception of one or two dogs I've known all animals are able to keep clean without employing additional agents.
What happens if you spill carpet cleaner?
There are several theories....................Just what does "OK" stand for .... ?
Would love to know ...
You can add to that list: Oberst Kommandant, Open Key from early telegraphy, Orrin Kendall, biscuits supplied to the US Union Army in the Civil War.There are several theories....................
from the Scots expression och aye,
the Greek ola kala ('it is good'),
the Choctaw Indian oke orokeh ('it is so'),
the French aux Cayes ('from Cayes', a port in Haiti with a reputation for good rum)
or au quai ('to the quay', as supposedly used by French-speaking dockers),
or the initials of a railway freight agent called Obediah Kelly who is said to have written them on documents he had checked.
or a more likely explanation is that the term originated as an abbreviation of orl korrekt , a jokey misspelling of 'all correct'
Only worseJust like Q.I. isn't it!
If its on your hands it will dry them out and even give you dermatitis if exposed regularly. Otherwise it just makes a soapy mess... So a clean mess, I think llWhat happens if you spill carpet cleaner?
You'll get a very clean patch on your carpet then you'll have to clean the whole bloody thing, so be careful.What happens if you spill carpet cleaner?
I read [years ago] that it originated in the US. There was a bloke who was meant to check boxes/crates etc. for shipping and when he'd done it he'd scrawl OK in chalk on the crate. It was short for Orl Korrect.Just what does "OK" stand for .... ?
Would love to know ...
Why is it whenever I watch the weather on tele they show me the weather we've already had first? Who cares, its gone and I probably saw it!!!

Chinese brides wear red for good luck, think black for grooms is just fashion.Traditionally a bride wears White to signify purity, so why does a groom wear black? ( I think I probably know the answer)
Traditionally a bride wears White to signify purity, so why does a groom wear black? ( I think I probably know the answer)
As your the 3rd person to post Something like) that, I guess its settledI read [years ago] that it originated in the US. There was a bloke who was meant to check boxes/crates etc. for shipping and when he'd done it he'd scrawl OK in chalk on the crate. It was short for Orl Korrect.
Then they tell you what the weather's doing now.
I can see that by looking out a window!![]()
You may be joking - or think you are BUT...
A couple of my wife's students are forecasters at the Met office and do exactly that when anyone asks what the weather's likely to do!
However, I can see the sky over the Met office from my computer room and have heard local forecasts (BBC, who get their info from the Met office) saying it's clear when it's persisting down and that it's raining when the sun's blazing down - maybe they need a window cleaner!!!
Fear not, we won't have to do that soon,Well to be fair I said I can look out a window...not a forecaster.
So that's 97m for a new piece of seaweed, bargain.
Think they're an optional extra.Don't forget the pine cones!
It wouldn't surprise meThink they're an optional extra.