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Why do teachers when they go in a pub always crowd round one table? Sometimes about a dozen or so around a table meant for four

Why do lots of photographers blank out car number plates when showing their car photos?
Its not a secret, walk down any street and get as many numbers as you like
 
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Safety in numbers?

Maybe to stop people tracking them/stalking them. It's not as hard as it should be to get details of registered keepers from the DVLA.
 
Car numbers - usually for fear of cloning - so they clone them out

Thief wants to pinch a car like yours - gets plates made with the same number as yours, replaces plates on stolen cars with "your' reg number - drives around with less fear of his crime being spotted ........... of course he could just get off his arse and walk around London and do the same ......... but some of these thieves are also idle buggers
 
never understood the car plate thing. looks gash when it's done anyway. as for the pub thing, youncouldnsay the same about students, academics, nurses etc etc
 
I've wondered why human beings are the only species that needs to use toilet paper? Is a design fault? With the exception of one or two dogs I've known all animals are able to keep clean without employing additional agents.
 
Cartus said:
I've wondered why human beings are the only species that needs to use toilet paper? Is a design fault? With the exception of one or two dogs I've known all animals are able to keep clean without employing additional agents.
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Do you really want to do it the way cats & dogs do it?
 
Cartus said:
I've wondered why human beings are the only species that needs to use toilet paper? Is a design fault? With the exception of one or two dogs I've known all animals are able to keep clean without employing additional agents.
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If I had the ability to get me head down there like cats and dogs do, I'd stay in a lot more:D
 
BRASH said:
If I had the ability to get me head down there like cats and dogs do, I'd stay in a lot more:D
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As (IIRC) Ron Jeremy once said, he could but didn't since although he could get a Joe Blob any time, it also meant he was "licking a lollipop". Besides, he gets plenty of them while at work!
 
Nod said:
As (IIRC) Ron Jeremy once said, he could but didn't since although he could get a Joe Blob any time, it also meant he was "licking a lollipop". Besides, he gets plenty of them while at work!
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I'm not Ron Jeremy unfortunately, so my bodily flexibility would have to be a lot greater then his. As for getting a BJ anytime, I'm married so that puts the kybosh on that.:cool:
 
Think the answer to the retired shoppers question is in the main, yes
 
Why do all Nissan Micra's without fail drive at least 20mph below the signed limited speed regardless of weather or road conditions?
 
Why is OOF full of troll posts ? Can't people just go to pubs & cause fights like in "the good old days"


PS. this is not a troll post and neither is the original thread :)
 
Cartus said:
I've wondered why human beings are the only species that needs to use toilet paper? Is a design fault? With the exception of one or two dogs I've known all animals are able to keep clean without employing additional agents.
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Try having a long haired Border Collie that has the runs...yes I had to wipe it's bum :puke:
 
mrgubby said:
Why is OOF full of troll posts ? Can't people just go to pubs & cause fights like in "the good old days"
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I still do. Want some?
 
CaveDweller said:
Try having a long haired Border Collie that has the runs...yes I had to wipe it's bum :puke:
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We have to wipe our eurasiers arse every day, for some reason his 2nd two of the day is always liquid and it goes all over him. Bet says there is nothing wrong and it's just how he is.. We always carry a bog roll and baby wipes when we take him out!
 
TCR4x4 said:
Why do all Nissan Micra's without fail drive at least 20mph below the signed limited speed regardless of weather or road conditions?
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You've never owned one have you?........................
Its on Page 3 of the hand book :D

Two questions,
1)why are we here?,
and a harder one,
2)how come a black / dark coloured dogs shed white hair?
(I do know BTW I just thought I'd post :D)
 
Cobra said:
You've never owned one have you?........................
Its on Page 3 of the hand book :D

Two questions,
1)why are we here?,
and a harder one,
2)how come a black / dark coloured dogs shed white hair?
(I do know BTW I just thought I'd post :D)
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1) Where else are we? (Hardly trivial?:confused:)
2) I don't know but you never see white dogs shed black fur ;)
 
Cartus said:
1) Where else are we? (Hardly trivial?:confused:)
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Well we could be in a parallel universe,
and not know it.

Cartus said:
2) I don't know but you never see white dogs shed black fur ;)
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Dog's under coat is white, and that is the one that is mostly shed.
(Yes I know there are a couple of breeds with only one coat ;) )
 
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I've been told that jack Russell hair has barbs on the end which is why its so damn hard to get out of cars.
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So your trivial question is
"Why are JRT hairs so damned difficult to get out of cars? :D
Actually my GSP's hairs were also a nightmare, (And they only have one coat)
 
Cobra said:
So your trivial question is
"Why are JRT hairs so damned difficult to get out of cars? :D
Actually my GSP's hairs were also a nightmare, (And they only have one coat)
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Gsp?
I find the hairs from small dogs with short hair are a lot harder to get out than longer haired bits dogs like German Shepard's.
 
Why do men go bald? I understand the biological reasons just not why!
 
Raptor Mike said:
Gsp?
I find the hairs from small dogs with short hair are a lot harder to get out than longer haired bits dogs like German Shepard's.
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German Shorthaired Pointer, or if you've actually lived with one German Sh*thead Pointer ;)
 
Raptor Mike said:
How the hell did Victoria Beckham get best woman unlta panier (spelling?) of the year?
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Because as it turns out she's a pretty canny businesswoman ;)
 
Nod said:
Why do men go bald? I understand the biological reasons just not why!
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I understand if you have oestrogen injections from a young age you'll a) not go bald and b) have a fairly nice set of knockers to amuse yourself with :lol:
 
Cobra said:
You've never owned one have you?........................
Its on Page 3 of the hand book :D

Two questions,
1)why are we here?,
and a harder one,
2)how come a black / dark coloured dogs shed white hair?
(I do know BTW I just thought I'd post :D)
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1) Who says we are here?

2) I dunno
 
Why do power companies give you a credit refund then increase the monthly direct debit payment

Answer to number two above is because they don't crap white any more so must come out via the fur
 
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viv1969 said:
I understand if you have oestrogen injections from a young age you'll a) not go bald and b) have a fairly nice set of knockers to amuse yourself with :LOL:
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So how do you account for the bald men with moobs then?
 
viv1969 said:
Because as it turns out she's a pretty canny businesswoman ;)
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Helps that she's famous, has contacts and is loaded though! Makes it easier to be an entrepreneur I would imagine!
 
In the 1970s TV series, The Six Million Dollar Man, why did they represent him running fast by showing him running in slow motion?


Steve.
 
In Rainbow, why did Bungle wander around with no clothes on quite happily, but insist on trunks to go swimming, and pyjamas for bed?
 
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