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Some people like to co-ordinate the look of their bathrooms - hence different colours and designs being available...I prefer a wooden seat as it's warmer in the winter months - trust me, after you've suffered stainless-steel utility loos (with no additional seatage at all), any degree of comfort is welcome...
Plus it's easier to clean if it can be removed completely...wait...you mean you don't take the seat off every couple of months and clean all the crusted 'P' out of the threads?
Even if you don't have kids it gets pretty gross back there...
Plus it's easier to clean if it can be removed completely...wait...you mean you don't take the seat off every couple of months and clean all the crusted 'P' out of the threads?
Even if you don't have kids it gets pretty gross back there...
Because men cant wee straight - basically
it has never been clear to me why men dont wee sitting down, its much easier to get the wee in the toliet bowl and i think men make JUST as much mess weeing standing up as if women tried to do it
So there is a little seat, so that people like me dont have to SIT on a bit of stuff that you have just wee'ed all over
it has never been clear to me why men dont wee sitting down, its much easier to get the wee in the toliet bowl and i think men make JUST as much mess weeing standing up as if women tried to do it
So there is a little seat, so that people like me dont have to SIT on a bit of stuff that you have just wee'ed all over
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We have to have the moveable seat so wimmin can whinge about it being left up after a man has used it.
Having had to clean and service (paper, soap, towels etc) both male and female karzis in the past, I feel that I'm qualified to remark that the women's bogs were in a far worse state than the gent's after a weekend, even though the gent's was closer to the bar than the ladies' (so the blokes weren't tempted to nip into the women's as a quicker alternative.
Having had to clean and service (paper, soap, towels etc) both male and female karzis in the past, I feel that I'm qualified to remark that the women's bogs were in a far worse state than the gent's after a weekend, even though the gent's was closer to the bar than the ladies' (so the blokes weren't tempted to nip into the women's as a quicker alternative.
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I do if I am at home
sooo much easier (plus you get to read a quick article in the paper)...public toilets I just feel sorry for women, I feel like I have caught something just pressing the flush :|
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We can. We just choose not to.
I do if I am at home
That seems reasonable - i feel the same about public loos and use an old trick i learnt in Thailand to get round having to sit on the things!
Weeing stood up at home is a rubbish idea IMO because you do, always just wee on the floor
I am familiar with men weeing, i am of the persuasion where if i am in the bath and my boyfriend needs the toliet (within reason) I will let him in to relieve himself
and of the boyfriends i have watched wee - not ONE of them has wee'ed straight NOT ONE
I think men dont sit down on the loo because they feel its not masculine
which i think is the biggest load of utter rubbish ever.
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I've found the perfect method to avoid spoiling the whole seat! I just wee in the sink! Save me a whole lot of trouble with women nagging, not a drop out of place, and I can wash with ease.
Just run the water a wee bit after I'm done, rinse out the sink and wash my hands.
Problem solved. No more nagging wimmin around me
Just run the water a wee bit after I'm done, rinse out the sink and wash my hands.
Problem solved. No more nagging wimmin around me
I've found the perfect method to avoid spoiling the whole seat! I just wee in the sink! Save me a whole lot of trouble with women nagging, not a drop out of place, and I can wash with ease.
Just run the water a wee bit after I'm done, rinse out the sink and wash my hands.
Problem solved. No more nagging wimmin around me
NOOOO!!!!
You cant wee in the sink unless its a TOTAL emergency! Naughty boy!
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I've found the perfect method to avoid spoiling the whole seat! I just wee in the sink! Save me a whole lot of trouble with women nagging, not a drop out of place, and I can wash with ease.
Just run the water a wee bit after I'm done, rinse out the sink and wash my hands.
Problem solved. No more nagging wimmin around me
how tall are you
, or do carry a step around with you for just this purpose 
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Wimmin, can't stop nagging .... That aside, what would you concider to be TOTAL emergency?
how tall are you
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I am not sticking up for my own gender here, I know men pee all over the place and usually you can not leave a toilet without other mens pee all over the soles of your shoes!!.
Moving the discussion on to hygiene, I hate going into men's toilets, I reckon less than 10% of men wash their hands so all I will touch (apart from myself
) is the tap and if I can do it with my elbow all the better. If I have to open a door to leave I will use a tissue/or paper towel and if I have no tissue or there are only driers I will wait until someone walks in and keep the door open with my foot, failing that it has to be my sleeve.
I can never understand how someone could leave a toilet without washing their hands, and how many of these are handling food?.
We used to get our fruit and veg from the same trader in our local market until one day I witnessed him leaving the toilet after a no.2 without washing his hands!! the filthy dirty so and so :shake:!!.
For me to have a no.2 in a public toilet it would have to be an emergency!.
Moving the discussion on to hygiene, I hate going into men's toilets, I reckon less than 10% of men wash their hands so all I will touch (apart from myself
) is the tap and if I can do it with my elbow all the better. If I have to open a door to leave I will use a tissue/or paper towel and if I have no tissue or there are only driers I will wait until someone walks in and keep the door open with my foot, failing that it has to be my sleeve.I can never understand how someone could leave a toilet without washing their hands, and how many of these are handling food?.
We used to get our fruit and veg from the same trader in our local market until one day I witnessed him leaving the toilet after a no.2 without washing his hands!! the filthy dirty so and so :shake:!!.
For me to have a no.2 in a public toilet it would have to be an emergency!.
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I am not sticking up for my own gender here, I know men pee all over the place and usually you can not leave a toilet without other mens pee all over the soles of your shoes!!.
Moving the discussion on to hygiene, I hate going into men's toilets, I reckon less than 10% of men wash their hands so all I will touch (apart from myself
I can never understand how someone could leave a toilet without washing their hands, and how many of these are handling food?.
And that is a good reason never to eat nuts or crisps from a bowl to which everyone has access in a bar.
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Thankfully I have been aware of that one for some time now, just never thought to mention it.
Just imagine where all those fingers may have been and all the germs being passed on via a bowl of peanuts or crisps that are there only to make you buy more drink, some toilet paper is not that strong.
Wimmin, can't stop nagging .... That aside, what would you concider to be TOTAL emergency?
Just woken up - desperate for the loo with someone in the bathroom
the worst wee emergencies i have had have been on the M25 - 40miles with no services - SUCKS!
shouldnt use driers at all - they suck air from the public toliet around them and then spray it onto your hands
I had a friend who worked for the NHS and she was trying to get driers banned in hospitals as they just spread germs and diseases
nasty nasty nasty - i NEVER use driers ever
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shouldnt use driers at all - they suck air from the public toliet around them and then spray it onto your hands
I wonder how long I can hold my breath
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that's what bottles were invented for, just have to make sure you keep a large oasis bottle in the car, nice big hole.
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that's what bottles were invented for, just have to make sure you keep a large oasis bottle in the car, nice big hole.
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woo for living in the country
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This is the best p'ss take thread in ages 
BTW why do wimmin have to leave the frigging seat down all the time :shrug:
There would be a lot less "splash back" due to emergency loo calls, half asleep
in the middle of the night if that damned seat was up!
Take note girls we p'ss on the floor walls etc because the seat is DOWN and its just
a common ricochet
BTW why do wimmin have to leave the frigging seat down all the time :shrug:
There would be a lot less "splash back" due to emergency loo calls, half asleep
in the middle of the night if that damned seat was up!
Take note girls we p'ss on the floor walls etc because the seat is DOWN and its just
a common ricochet
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another point on the hygiene side
how many of you have your toothbrush next to the loo?
and how many of you dont shut the lid when you flush. all that water swirling around making a bit of spray, each time, a bit of wee goes on your tooth brush yummy!
how many of you have your toothbrush next to the loo?
and how many of you dont shut the lid when you flush. all that water swirling around making a bit of spray, each time, a bit of wee goes on your tooth brush
yummy!
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another point on the hygiene side
how many of you have your toothbrush next to the loo?
and how many of you dont shut the lid when you flush. all that water swirling around making a bit of spray, each time, a bit of wee goes on your tooth brush
There is a lot to be said for separate bathroom/toilet
I am with the 'I dont see why men can't pee sitting down' brigade. OK, for the first time in my life, I seem to be with a guy with a reasonably straight aim [which is suspicious in itself], but generally speaking [and I have had this debate with Nod before] I find mens toilets to be much more smelly and urine soaked than womens [albeit generally with a shorter queue
]. So come on fellas, it really isn't a sign of masculinity that you can whizz standing up, merely typical male laziness 
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Years ago, when I wanted a wee in the night, I never turned on the lights as the sudden change from darkness to shearing brightness was enough to make my eyes bulge out "Running Man" style, so I got around the problem by kneeling down in front of the loo, rest the . . . *ahem* appendage over the rim and went for it.
I stopped that practice when the lid fell down and slammed shut on it. True story. So I now find it easier and safer to be seated no matter what, then this way I can wee in the dark knowing there won't be any tears afterwards.
While we are on about hygiene, you should see the state of the greenhouse workplace men's loo. Not much fun sharing the loo with 9 migrants and 5 local men. There is a ladies loo which gets used by the one female in the firm; the boss's wife. I often went in there as it smelled so much better but then towards I got told off by the boss for using it!
I actually used to give the men's section a good cleaning up once in a while but I gave up on it when I realised I was using my own time and on a voluntary basis.
And I wish the boss would get some better quality toilet paper, not this crappy (no pun intended) baking paper stuff that spreads it about rather than clean it up.
I stopped that practice when the lid fell down and slammed shut on it. True story. So I now find it easier and safer to be seated no matter what, then this way I can wee in the dark knowing there won't be any tears afterwards.
While we are on about hygiene, you should see the state of the greenhouse workplace men's loo. Not much fun sharing the loo with 9 migrants and 5 local men. There is a ladies loo which gets used by the one female in the firm; the boss's wife. I often went in there as it smelled so much better but then towards I got told off by the boss for using it!
I actually used to give the men's section a good cleaning up once in a while but I gave up on it when I realised I was using my own time and on a voluntary basis.
And I wish the boss would get some better quality toilet paper, not this crappy (no pun intended) baking paper stuff that spreads it about rather than clean it up.
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another point on the hygiene side
how many of you have your toothbrush next to the loo?
and how many of you dont shut the lid when you flush. all that water swirling around making a bit of spray, each time, a bit of wee goes on your tooth brush
my own bathroom - am quite happy to leave a loo brush on the side, i need antibodies to fight against the diseases i could get from people i live with all the time, we have a very small house and if we get ill its a group effort as it is
there is lots to be said for a few germs
As a follow on, if the bird/swine flu hits i will be finding some birds or swine poo to roll around in a bit
nature innit!
There is a lot to be said for separate bathroom/toilet
I am with the 'I dont see why men can't pee sitting down' brigade. OK, for the first time in my life, I seem to be with a guy with a reasonably straight aim [which is suspicious in itself], but generally speaking [and I have had this debate with Nod before] I find mens toilets to be much more smelly and urine soaked than womens [albeit generally with a shorter queue
You sing it sista!
Owwwwwie! your poor little man! hope you didnt scar him - i had a boyfriend called Dave and when he was a lad he got his wanger trapped in a blanket box (the lid fell down while he was comparing it with his other brother - again, men are strange) and he had a wee scar on it!
I told him at least i would know him in a crowd
Lol
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another point on the hygiene side
how many of you have your toothbrush next to the loo?
and how many of you dont shut the lid when you flush. all that water swirling around making a bit of spray, each time, a bit of wee goes on your tooth brush
IIRC, Mythbusters investigated this and found that wee and poo were found on toothbrushes kept in the office, well away from any toilet facilities. Bugs in the air are a fact of life - don't like it, give up breathing! You could try one of those face masks but after a minute or two, they're damp and warm - perfect breeding conditions for bacteria.
Those alcohol based gels and liquids work quite well for a little while but beware - crisps and any other hand eaten foods mean that it's pretty hard to avoid hand to tongue (or at least lip) contact and to prevent alcohol abuse, the gels are laced with bitrex - NOT a pleasant taste sensation!
One last observation... Urine from a healthy person is remarkably sterile and has been used as an antiseptic wound rinse for millennia.
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If you do a search for Caffenol, you will find the simplest of home made developers using washing soda and coffee granules. Some of those articles link to others using orange juice, rosemary and human urine.
Urine contains catchecol which was used in early developers and is still used today. Look up Pyrocat and PMK Pyro.
Another interesting one is a Rodinal equivalent made with caustic soda an paracetamol.
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