toilet seats

[Cobra]

And where would that be ?

Sat ON the toilet seat? :razz:

Yep
don't try and "do things" that you have no hope of completing

You'll splash your shoes

 

[hepburn]

never a problem for snakes. They don't wear shoes!

 

[Wail]

never a problem for snakes. They don't wear shoes!

... but they make for good shoes ; especially in green

 

[SarahLee]

I'm actually very fond of my shoes (all of the 100 or so pairs that I own) . . . so definitely no toilet tricks from me.

 

[hepburn]

... but they make for good shoes ; especially in green

I favour black shoes personally. C'mere Cobra... hehe

 

[specialman]

I fixed it today. Christening my DIY fix with a good 30-minute session of gestating in my own stench

 

[tiler65]

two pubes sitting on a toilet seat one says to the other

Pube 1 'How long to do we have to sit here for?'

Pube 2 'Until we get p*s*ed off'

 

[Cobra]

never a problem for snakes. They don't wear shoes!

... but they make for good shoes ; especially in green

I favour black shoes personally. C'mere Cobra... hehe

Ha Ha bloody Ha

I'm actually very fond of my shoes (all of the 100 or so pairs that I own) . . . so definitely no toilet tricks from me.

I guess I own 3 pairs ( and not a single snake skin amoungst them )