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Flash In The Pan said:Don't leave the seat up when you're doing the cleaning then![]()
The irony of your username giving throne room advice!!!!

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Flash In The Pan said:Don't leave the seat up when you're doing the cleaning then![]()

If the toilet seat is left up, as has been mentioned, when you flush, germs are sprayed everywhere.
Worst still, if one of my cats drinks out of the toilet when it's been bleached, it could die. It seems closing the bathroom door is even harder than putting the seat down!

srichards said:Ironing is pointless. Waste of time and electricity!
Ironing is the work of the devil
Cobra said:Well you had better start calling me Lucifer![]()
I don't know what sort of toilet you lot have, but on mine when you flush the water cascades down the porcelain into the bowl then flushes the doings round the ubend - it doesnt spray with massive force and fill the air with vapour (also like mark I lived alone for 8 years and didnt come to any harm from leaving the seat permanently up)
I'd also hope that the average cat would have more sense than to drink bleach - cats can however open doors (or at least the one i used to have could )
About time for a lonely hearts section on TP?
what would be the criteria for lonely hearts access then?![]()
He already was, too argumentative by far! I quite fancy a nice quiet life now.
what would be the criteria for lonely hearts access then?![]()

leftcurl said:what would be the criteria for lonely hearts access then?![]()

what would be the criteria for lonely hearts access then?![]()
what would be the criteria for lonely hearts access then?![]()
25 failed relationships in the last 60 days![]()
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And the poor Mods would still have to explain to hopeful singles that they can't just join the forum to find love!![]()
Cobra said:Would be a bit like someone working in an estate agent's,
to get the pick of the properties as they come on the market.
Mods privilege![]()

If you'd nearly lost your home due to a break up, you'd probably be alot more wary.

While we weren't married, untangling ownership of the house was still a struggle, but we bought it as tennants in common with defined shares rather than joint tennants so there was little argument. I ended up buying her out in stages as she was too impatient to wait for it to sell, which wasn't happening quickly as a result of her being too greedy on the asking price. Crippled me financially for several years and was a permenant stress having the yoke of a debt to someone I could barely stand to look at hanging over me. I'm plenty wary
When her name was finally off the deeds, I celebrated by spending most of a year's salary on the Porsche. Possibly not the most financially astute decision ever, but I don't regret it![]()
While we weren't married, untangling ownership of the house was still a struggle, but we bought it as tennants in common with defined shares rather than joint tennants so there was little argument. I ended up buying her out in stages as she was too impatient to wait for it to sell, which wasn't happening quickly as a result of her being too greedy on the asking price. Crippled me financially for several years and was a permenant stress having the yoke of a debt to someone I could barely stand to look at hanging over me. I'm plenty wary
When her name was finally off the deeds, I celebrated by spending most of a year's salary on the Porsche. Possibly not the most financially astute decision ever, but I don't regret it![]()


Is there a prize going for the most times someone can mention what car they own?
Come on mods, how hasn't this been picked on with a unique user title yet? You're all slacking!![]()
Because its not outrageous or cryptic enough![]()