The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

At our age, should all farts be trusted?

 

[ancient_mariner]

At our age, should all farts be trusted?

No.

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

I fart
You smell
He, she or it is disgusting

 

[Brownie127]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Skyline]

 

[hunnymonster]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cordy]

On Thursday as I was cooking Christmas Dinner my son said

'One day I will help you with the bills, groceries, expenses and the house-work'

My eyes really filled up.

He will be 34 next month.

 

[ancient_mariner]

On Thursday as I was cooking Christmas Dinner my son said

'One day I will help you with the bills, groceries, expenses and the house-work'

My eyes really filled up.

He will be 34 next month.

Trouble is, I can't tell if this is a joke or serious...

 

[Norkie]

Trouble is, I can't tell if this is a joke or serious...

My younger brother was still at home aged 41

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

My younger brother was still at home aged 41

He obviously new which side his bread was buttered, as they say.

 

[Norkie]

He obviously new which side his bread was buttered, as they say.

A chequered history my brother, not so bad now though. Lives on a houseboat.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[sirch]

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

.... pick a day, any day!

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

So true!!! Only happened to me once. So far. Today...

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Cordy]

Only a woman who has delivered a baby without an epidural can truly understand what a man goes through when he has a cold.

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cordy]

Dover New years Day Swim.

89 entered the water.... 144 came back.

That's Fibonacci for you

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Starting next week my New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating,

 

[Norkie]

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 8 out of 10 people are

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 8 out of 10 people are

....but that means 1 out if 5 people isn't

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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