The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker, published 70 years ago in April 1955, features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist & rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi.
Such a silly idea…
 
All I want for commercialmas is some bacon seeds so I can grow my own food.
 
It's quite obviously a (rare in the wild) Lowland Haggis rather than the more common (but harder to catch) Highland one.

It's the lowland subspecies that is farmed and sold in supermarkets - still tasty but not as good as their loftier cousins.
 
Nod said:
It's quite obviously a (rare in the wild) Lowland Haggis rather than the more common (but harder to catch) Highland one.

It's the lowland subspecies that is farmed and sold in supermarkets - still tasty but not as good as their loftier cousins.
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All that is explained in the video. ;)
 
Humphrey said:
No doubt some Americans will think it's real! I know it isn't because it's legs are all the same length, if it was a real Haggis it would fall over when running round the mountains.
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To be fair to Americans, I posted this on a predominantly US website and it got a lot of appreciation.
 
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Saves on resources - one set of decorations for birth and death...
 
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