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A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
 
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Let's give a big hand to the man who said that.
 
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My wife complains I am an unromantic skinflint so this autumn I'm going to plant some Spring bulbs that I hope will bloom on her birthday in March - beautiful yellow and purple crocuses arranged to spell out 'SUE' in the lawn. Her name is really Christine but have you seen the price of crocus bulbs?

Dave
 
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Last night our eldest teenager changed her mind about going with us to the theatre we'd bought tickets for a few weeks ago. She said she would just stay at home, so we left her there and and gave the spare ticket to the router instead.

Dave
 
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