The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mstphoto]

RIP Ozzy

 

[mstphoto]

 

[skullfunkerry]

Had a bit of good news earlier. I'm working in the office today, and there's a note on my desk saying that I've won a 1hr meeting with Lewis Hamilton!


EDIT: my mistake. I've re-read the card; now I realise that it says I have to attend an HR meeting at the Lewisham Hilton.

 

[sirch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Due to the rising cost to the NHS of analysing urine tests please pee under a tree and wait a bit.
1) If ants gather = diabetes.
2) If the grass dries up = high salts.
3) If it smells like a BBQ = high cholesterol.
4) If you forget to zip up your flies =
Alzheimer's.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

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Who is Duck Fart then?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Martin Rowson on the doctors’ strike in England – cartoon

A five-day walkout began on Friday after the British Medical Association and the government failed to reach an agreement over pay

www.theguardian.com

Wrong thread?

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

The Epstein List has been published

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Gav.]

 

[GetBusyLiving]

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Sounds rather a lot like my bean-to-cup coffee-machine.

 

[Steep]

The Wife's trying to watch the England womens football so I've just started hoovering...

That'll teach her!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

The Wife's trying to watch the England womens football so I've just started hoovering...

That'll teach her!

Hope it's not a Henry - that would REALLY hurt on extraction!!!

 

[Mag1cp2x]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1JSvj54ZVG/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[GetBusyLiving]

Amazing fact: Did you know that there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system?!

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[mj4456]

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Imagine what happens in Scotland when I present a £100 note! I have been told “there’s not enough change in the till” so I suggested they let me run a tab and you’ll need less change at closing time, since they know me all was good.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

Imagine what happens in Scotland when I present a £100 note! I have been told “there’s not enough change in the till” so I suggested they let me run a tab and you’ll need less change at closing time, since they know me all was good.

Ended up with a €500 note once. Paid for car hire with it.

 

[lindsay]

Sorry to spoil the fun but any more cheap car posts and we'll move them to a new thread - unless someone decides to start one in which case ask us and we'll move some of the above.