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On islands and ferries, Sanday is one of the most northerly islands in the Orkneys. On the site sandayorkney.co.uk there is information on how to get there:

Sanday is one of the most northerly of the Orkney Islands, a ferry ride or a flight away from the Kirkwall on the Orkney mainland. Getting here involves a variety of transport, but don't be daunted by it ? take your time and make it all part of the adventure.

So far, clear and relevant. However, the paragraph then makes a small detour (!) continuing:

Your best option is to use a taxi from Sofia airport to anywhere in Bulgaria. Your airport transfer driver will meet you at the airport terminal with a nameplate and drive directly to your destination.
 
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There is one very deep pothole near here. The council have spent hours looking into it...
 
Are they hoping to find a stool pigeon?
 
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One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
 
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The Chem Trail crowd are going over the top.

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You mean, it’s a joke :eek:
 
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