The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

Tomorrow is D-Day Day. It's also International Doughnut Day - which predates D-Day by several years! (Surprised me too!!!)

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[GetBusyLiving]

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We used to know someone who was called (behind his back) 'Thrombosis'; because he was a bleeding clot always causing obstructions.

 

[D-Mitch]

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I used to work in a college and that looks like the CV of our janitors

 

[Clive K]

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They forgot the white flag tool!

 

[ancient_mariner]

They forgot the white flag tool!

I'm not sure I'd say that around the Morvan in Burgundy. Their connections with the Maquis seem strong, and in Cussy they lost a lot of men in both wars plus Algeria.

 

[Steep]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Steep]

Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays tend to live longer than those who don't.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butt. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?" "Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Steep]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mj4456]

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Mine likes his comfort too.

 

[D-Mitch]

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Mine likes his comfort too.

Much better than the other alternative

 

[Marc]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]