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Dave Canon said:
Sure I saw a phone like that many years ago held by James Kirk.
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Ah!

But his was the super version with the knob on the bottom half that he could twiddle. One of the great twiddlers was the captain,,, :exit:
 
Dave Canon said:
Sure I saw a phone like that many years ago held by James Kirk.

Dave
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Used to know someone who flipped open a packet of B&H and said "Beam me up, Scottie!" when the judge asked if he had anything to say in his defence... (Got extra for contempt of court!)
 
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So I had Jack Hamlet the builder, round to look at some repair work on my house.

'Hmm, Hmmm,' he mumbled, stroking his beard.
Come on Jack' I said. 'Give me a quote'

Jack --
'To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep'

At this point I chucked him out !
 
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Apparently a real band!
 
You really don't want a double dipped teabag there...
 
Too soon?

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I wish my spellchecker could learn.

It doesn't understand how much I swear and how infrequemtly I use the the word 'duck'.


Dave
 
It's learned "infrequemtly" though!!! :P
 
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