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Britain to introduce new inflatable warships to expand fleet

In a bid to modernise the Royal Navy while dramatically increasing fleet numbers, the UK government has announced the introduction of a new fleet of stealth inflatable warships, designed to be rapidly deployed and almost invisible to enemy radar.
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
 
The lady in front is having a breakdown and needs a jump start so the man is giving her one.
 
ancient_mariner said:
People didn't get it the first time, so here it is again? ;)
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I can’t be expected to look more than 3 posts behind what I’ve posted

I think it’s implying she got biggest cucumber award in the Nottinghamshire annual allotment award. Here she is receiving it.
 
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Thank the pantheon that 'scrips are written by computers these days!
 
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