The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Petrochemist]

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you missed out the C

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

you missed out the C

Beeeeeeep beep beeeeeeep beep, there you go just for you.

 

[gman]

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[TheBigYin]

My photography has not been so good since Xmas; until the last few days the weather was awful. Due to age/health I rarely travel very far which does not help. This has left me rather grumpy recently. I was sitting at my computer as usual when my wife picked up her bag and went out slamming the door. About 20 mins later I received a text from my wife; “What do you want from life?" I began to worry that my recent grumpiness had been driving her mad.

Ten minutes later I received another text stating; sorry about the predictive text, it should have read “What do you want from Lidl."

whenever I hear that question, I have flashbacks to a Tubes gig I went to a few years ago...

The Tubes – What Do You Want From Life?

What do you want from life? / To kidnap an heiress / Or threaten her with a knife? / What do you want from life? / To get cable TV / And watch it every night? / There you sit, a

genius.com

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-BcETGjRTw

 

[Nod]

 

[garryknight]

Jerry went to get coffee. Forgot his glasses. Was never seen again.


(Seen near Tower Gateway in London)

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Norkie]

My wife bought me a new book, ‘How to improve your memory’.
She asked me yesterday how was I doing with it, was it helpful?
I said to her “I keep forgetting to read it “!

 

[Nod]

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[Petrochemist]

I have the same book.
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I have a similar one on how to tidy up when you haven't the time - I can't find that either & I haven't had time to browse inside.

 

[Nod]

Got several tuits (of the round variety) as well.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[sirch]

I have good problem solving skills ...

but my problem creating skills are where I really shine

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[JohnStewart]

 

[Earley Man]

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I've worked with people like that

 

[Earley Man]

Got several tuits (of the round variety) as well.

To all of you discussing ways of putting things off I would strongly recommend the use of the Cornish dialect word 'Dreckly. It may be best described as being somewhat like the Spanish mañana but without the same sense of urgency.

 

[Nod]

Avrio is the Greek word for the same concept. They even take it a step further with "Metavrio" which is the day after.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

Mild nudity but certainly not gross indecency!

*Mod edit* @Nod, we've had a chat among site staff. You can to post nudity like this in HT, but not in the regular SFW sections of the forum.

Thank you

 

[gman]

Mild nudity but certainly not gross indecency!


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Should this be posted here? https://www.talkphotography.co.uk/forums/photos-macro-and-close-up.50/

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

Whole different debate as to whether "bread" sealed by one of those is really bread rather than Chorleywood Cake!

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."