The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
 
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Harry Redknapp is apparently in a dispute with Tottenham Hotspur after receiving a letter demanding payment for an outstanding £25,000 electricity bill at the club's training facilities.

When he called the club to clarify what he believed was a mistake, he was told that he was the last person to enter the trophy room back in 2008—and he left the light on!
 
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I’m not keen on goat either …

Rather partial to a plate of "Katsiki Stifado" (goat stew with onions) and goat curry myself - at least those kids are quiet and well behaved...
 
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