The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[sirch]

She looks like a bus conductress??
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I just had to double check that this is the JOKES thread ... posting something like that in here says a lot more about you than it does about her

 

[Marc]

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Just showed this to Mrs F. As a former bass GUITAR player, she said "tell that to Mark King" and "have you never heard "The Chain?".

Never upset a bass guitarist!

 

[Clive K]

I just had to double check that this is the JOKES thread ... posting something like that in here says a lot more about you than it does about her

I thought that it was a recyclerie

 

[Mag1cp2x]

N V B K I T H E K L O P F
I N V E N T O R Z S F O F
T H E E F G H J I O L P L
Y Q W O R D S E A R C H
H A S J P O D I E D G W

HFGISKKLNHISMN
XDFOFUNERALCV
BFRUONCVBBHT
CRTHURSDAYUB

 

[Nod]

F U NE M N X?

9, I F E 10 L F M.

(2 Ronnies, IIRC.)

 

[Norkie]

F U NE M N X?

9, I F E 10 L F M.

(2 Ronnies, IIRC.)

S, V F X

 

[sirch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

I just had to double check that this is the JOKES thread ... posting something like that in here says a lot more about you than it does about her

I found it quite funny, how fashions go.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[welshwizard645]

Thought they were refried beans... I love refried beans, even with my dodgy gaseous bowels..

 

[Nod]

I love them BECAUSE of my dodgy, gaseous bowels!!!

Blue mash tastes wrong - unless you're blind. (Mum made some many years ago and the sighted kids thought it was horrible but our blind friend didn't know they were "different".)

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

Australians seem to have a problem with Loughborough too!

 

[Graham W]

Australians seem to have a problem with Loughborough too!

Looga Barooga!

 

[Tringa]

Matt Green on Black Friday

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmA4dgo04so


Dave

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

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So it’s not just me then.
I often wondered

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

Happy Stan Drew's day!

 

[Tringa]

Anne texting: looking forward to seeing you later babe xxx

Jim: looking forward to seeing you too

Anne: it would mean a lot to me if you put some x's at the end of your messages xxx

Jim: ok, looking forward to seeing you later Becky, Sarah and Millie.


Dave

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

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I rather suspect that London Bus doesn't!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

There's a queue from 10:30...

 

[Dave Goodier]

There's a queue from 10:30...

For what?

Ours open from 8:00 a.m. you can buy beer from 9:00 a.m.