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I'm seeing a lot of repeats right now. Is the pool of decent jokes drying up?
 
It's probably like fashion - it naturally repeats every so often!
 
You have yet again reminded me of something.

Warning though - I was about 12 when I first heard these.

Book titles and authors

Russian Flea Circus - Ivan Ellavonich

Russian Wrestling - I. Kikabollokoff

Then there's...

Cycling through the Alps - Rudyard Peddlin

Yellow River - I. P. Daly.
 
simon ess said:
You have yet again reminded me of something.

Warning though - I was about 12 when I first heard these.

Book titles and authors

Russian Flea Circus - Ivan Ellavonich

Russian Wrestling - I. Kikabollokoff

Then there's...

Cycling through the Alps - Rudyard Peddlin

Yellow River - I. P. Daly.
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20 Years in the saddle - Major Bumsore
 
Three guys are stranded on a remote island when a native appears out of nowhere and says, "I will grant you one weapon with which to kill yourself so I can make a boat out of your skins." The first guy wishes for a pistol, shoots himself, and dies. The second guy does the same, but the third guy wishes for a fork, stabs himself everywhere, and says, "Ha! Try making a boat out of that!"
 
An extremely obese man with severe stomach pains goes to see a doctor. He can hardly stand, the pain is so bad. After an examination, the doctor is holding the x-rays and asks, "Did you at one time swallow a bullet?" The man answers, "Swallow a bullet? Of course not!" The doctor replies, "Well then, I'm afraid you've been shot!"
 
Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in a critical condition.
 
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ancient_mariner said:
I'm seeing a lot of repeats right now. Is the pool of decent jokes drying up?
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Pretty sure I posted the meme above fairly recently! NOBODY is immune from repeatitis!!!
 
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