The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."
 
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ShinySideUp said:
All this connectivity! The Chinese will take over the world by hacking our fridges, turning them down to ruin all our food so everyone in the West starves to death!
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Not as odd as it sounds - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/03/23/china-electric-cars-evs-attack-west/

A neighbour had a problem after a remote update of the software on his car. He could not turn the lights off. The only solution was for the dealer to take the car in and sort it.

Dave
 
Tringa said:
Not as odd as it sounds - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/03/23/china-electric-cars-evs-attack-west/
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The key point is in the body of that piece...
Unless this is expressly disabled , e.g. by a user password, CIMs are also continuously connected to their original manufacturers
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I think that I've highlighted the cure for the problem, right there.

Of course, an even better fix is not to buy anything that connects to comms but doesn't really need to. :whistle:
 
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AndrewFlannigan said:
The key point is in the body of that piece...
I think that I've highlighted the cure for the problem, right there.

Of course, an even better fix is not to buy anything that connects to comms but doesn't really need to. :whistle:
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Agree, though I can imagine a few/some or even many people will not bother with disabling unnecessary things; a bit like the folks who don't bother changing a default password.

Dave
 
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