The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

I got stopped by one of those market researchers the other day.
She said, "Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions?"
I said, "Okay, go on then."
"Have you ever suffered from a blackout?" she asked.
"I don't think so," I replied.
"And, finally" she said "question ten."

I got stopped by one this afternoon. He said "Can I ask you a quick question?" I replied "You just have." and walked off.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Deleted member 68495]

 

[simon ess]

I remember one day in primary school it was learn a new letter day.

Teacher says, "Simon, tell us something you're not very good at starting with the letter N."

I said, "spelling."

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Al1944]

Welsh councils are experimenting with a new ballot box for people voting Conservative at the general election on Thursday

 

[Nod]

Last chance?

 

[Petrochemist]

Last chance?



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Over priced, but hopefully they'll have a new selection soon

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Nod]

 

[Al1944]

 

[simon ess]

My friend has a dog that can do magic tricks.

It's a labracadabrador.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

Deliberately a day late so it doesn't affect your decision...

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]