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Tringa said:
Great. Yesterday Mrs T was on a local Facebook page and saw, "Does anyone know why the police helicopter is flying over now?"

Dave
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Hopefully someone replied "they must be looking for you " :exit:
 
When working in the police I got flagged down by a woman who wanted to complain thet the butane budgie, as we used to call it, had been following her round all day. The fact that it could be seen from anywhere in a five mile radius was lost on her.
 
Clive K said:
When working in the police I got flagged down by a woman who wanted to complain thet the butane budgie, as we used to call it, had been following her round all day. The fact that it could be seen from anywhere in a five mile radius was lost on her.
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It always makes me laugh when people in different parts of the town all insist that's it's over their street!
 
Marc said:
It always makes me laugh when people in different parts of the town all insist that's it's over their street!
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And the observer isn't usually looking straight down. Their target could be half a mile away from directly underneath them.
 
Down here in darkest Cornwall, Facebook posts are usually "there are sheep on the lower road again!"
 
In the early years of Datsun cars they found a fault in the gear boxes. One particular cog was forever failing

The makers decided to send a crateful over.

On the way over the plane began to lose power. The crew decided to lighten the load and throw out some of the cargo.

A mother playing outside with her children suddenly grabbed the kids and shouted
"Get inside quick - it's raining Datsun cogs"
 
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