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15:30, Boxing day - C4!
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While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate:
Employer: So, how long did you work during your'e last job?
Candidate: 30 years
Employer: oh, you look young how old are you
Candidate: 20 years old
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate how she worked 30 years and has only been living for 20 years??
Candidate: Overtime!
Employer: So, how long did you work during your'e last job?
Candidate: 30 years
Employer: oh, you look young how old are you
Candidate: 20 years old
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate how she worked 30 years and has only been living for 20 years??
Candidate: Overtime!
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"My sincerest apologies guys, but this is serious" 
I've done all of my Christmas shopping and not only that its all wrapped and ready to give and there's still one more shopping day to go. I'll obviously do my very best not to let the side down again next year and try to make this a one of.
I've done all of my Christmas shopping and not only that its all wrapped and ready to give and there's still one more shopping day to go. I'll obviously do my very best not to let the side down again next year and try to make this a one of.
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In my experience this is far too true to be funny.
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Don't you hate people who answer their own questions ? I do.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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A duck walks into a shop “got any bread?”
Shopkeeper says “no”.
Duck “got any bread?”;
“No”;
“Got any bread?”;
“No”;
“Got any bread?”
Shopkeeper: “Listen duck, if you ask me once more for bread, I’ll nail your beak to the floor”.
Duck: “Got any nails?”;
Shopkeeper “No”.
Duck “Got any bread?”
Shopkeeper says “no”.
Duck “got any bread?”;
“No”;
“Got any bread?”;
“No”;
“Got any bread?”
Shopkeeper: “Listen duck, if you ask me once more for bread, I’ll nail your beak to the floor”.
Duck: “Got any nails?”;
Shopkeeper “No”.
Duck “Got any bread?”
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I like to think of the awkward "No man's land" gap between Christmas and New Year as the "Merrynium"!
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Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a great vet.