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Badges from Richard Nixon's presidential campaign.
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If you've visited Glasgow you'll understand this!
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A little seasonally appropriate song that I modified to fit recent events:
God rest you merry, scientists,
Now look at your display,
The virus fast approaching
Is likely here to stay.
We made our tests so carefully
and ran them all today.
Refrain:
Results of conformity and joy,
Numbers? Oh-boy;
O results of conformity and joy.
Now from reverse transcriptase
A blessed enzyme came
And unto certain scientists
An open reading frame;
How in that microplate was born,
A vaccine, now of fame.
God rest you merry, scientists,
Now look at your display,
The virus fast approaching
Is likely here to stay.
We made our tests so carefully
and ran them all today.
Refrain:
Results of conformity and joy,
Numbers? Oh-boy;
O results of conformity and joy.
Now from reverse transcriptase
A blessed enzyme came
And unto certain scientists
An open reading frame;
How in that microplate was born,
A vaccine, now of fame.
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Reminds me of a Kipper family rendition (I'm not sure if Song really applies to their work)
Arrest These Merry Gentlemen
Album: Arrest These Merry Gentlemen – Artist: The Kipper Family Arrest these merry gentlemen and make them go away, Arrest these merry gentlemen it may be Christmas Day. But they’re singing and they’…
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My first published picture was of "Sid & Henry". A black and white print in the Radio Times...I got £80.00!Reminds me of a Kipper family rendition (I'm not sure if Song really applies to their work)
Arrest These Merry Gentlemen
Album: Arrest These Merry Gentlemen – Artist: The Kipper Family Arrest these merry gentlemen and make them go away, Arrest these merry gentlemen it may be Christmas Day. But they’re singing and they’…
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Sid was going solo before I got to see them.
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Speaking of posh folk, sex is what they get their coal delivered in.
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How to speak posh:
What is that stuff you breathe? Air.
What is that stuff on top of your head? Hair
Where do rats live? Lair
So when you go to posh company and someone introduces you, you say: Air Hair Lair; and now you sound posh QED.
What is that stuff you breathe? Air.
What is that stuff on top of your head? Hair
Where do rats live? Lair
So when you go to posh company and someone introduces you, you say: Air Hair Lair; and now you sound posh QED.
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Garages will be open late Christmas Eve and I believe barbeque briquettes are the "Must Have" gift this year!
