The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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[Gremlin]

 

[gman]

 

[D-Mitch]

Word of the Day: Vegetarian - derived from the Native American word for Lousy Hunter.

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[Norkie]

My wife said to me "Did you know your curtain is torn in the shed?"
And the reason why...

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Norkie]

 

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[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy, I can't even close my suitcase.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Marc]

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Yep, should be in the WAMTThread along with pedal bins in accessible toilets!

 

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[Cockney]

 

[Deleted member 68495]

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Makes you wonder why there is a power outlet under a place where you are going to be with wet hands?!

 

[Cockney]

People with too much time on their hands.

 

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[Mag1cp2x]

I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy, I can't even close my suitcase.

Hotel towels are one of the biggest causes of dry skin …

 

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There IS life on Mars!

 

[Norkie]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

Could be worse - you could find organic veggies when you were hoping for doughnuts!

 

[Gremlin]

 

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[Norkie]

Colorado driver tried to avoid DUI by switching seats with dog, police say

A Colorado officer watched the bizarre episode unfold at a traffic stop, according to police.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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[Gremlin]

 

[badlywornroy]

Superglued my thumb and forefinger together earlier this evening.
Don't worry, everything is

 

[Cobra]

 

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[D-Mitch]

I was just watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra on telly and half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Norkie]