The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Mostly blank pages perhaps? :)
 
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I was thinking more Volume 1 of 10!
 
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Longer ears always make people look older.
 
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I have to say a visit to Frank Sinatra’s Bird Sanctuary was a massive disappointment. No flamingos, no pelicans, not even any toucans.
Egrets? He had a few . . .

But then again . . . too few to mention.
 
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ShinySideUp said:
Since Alice is reputed to be a girl that Charles Dodgson had a crush on, and that she was 11 years old, ( Alice ) I think to be on the safe side, I'd probably just walk away and leave the rabbit to it :wave:
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Or make a quick call to Prince Andrew
 
A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape, should use that door. Immediately they all rush towards it, but of course cannot go through. However, one patient sits still in the back with a smile on his face. He has not moved at all. The doctor thinks he must be cured. He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers, "They don't know that I'm the one who has the key."
 
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Not a joke as such as this happened to me a few days ago.

You know how its sometimes said big internet companies are too intrusive and know everything about you.

Well I think some are taking this too far. I got an email recently titled, "Are you worried about your small penis?"

Dave
 
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