The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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The Platypus (Duck Billed Platypus) has always fascinated me. It is one of the few animals that lay eggs and produce milk. (Monotremes)

This also makes it one of the few animals that can make custard. :D

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The Platypus (Duck Billed Platypus) has always fascinated me. It is one of the few animals that lay eggs and produce milk. (Monotremes)

This also makes it one of the few animals that can make custard.

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Like everything in Australia, they [the males] are also venomous with little spurs on their 'ankles' that have venom sacs connected.
 
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A traveling salesman rings on a doorbell.
10 year old little Johnny opens the door, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar.
The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
 
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