The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Steep]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey, but I turned myself around.. and that's what it's all about.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Steep]

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What's left of Andrew Tate's car collection.

 

[Earley Man]

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With the state of some of the roads around this area this game is already possible.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

Yesterday I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in the local park.

She sells C Cells by the seesaw.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[ancient_mariner]

I know some people whose friendship I wish to retain to whom I can not send that

 

[Nod]

Catholics?

If there are badly behaved brats running riot around a supermarket, I have been very tempted to drop a pack of condoms into the trolley...

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

As has our local Evri driver, who has delivered a double mattress to our opposite neighbour despite the snow which has prevented whichever branch of Royal Fail from delivering a new router/modem thingy. I should point out that the mattress isn't one of the vacuum packed memory foam ones but a 6'6" x 4'6" floppy one!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Some friends of mine are organising a joint Chinese New Year celebration and Burn’s Night supper - they’re calling it Chinese Burns Night.

I don’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm …

 

[Steep]

 

[Box Brownie]

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Brings new meaning to (popping) a "hot" one.....

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

Who domesticated who?

 

[Box Brownie]

Who domesticated who m?

Just saying

 

[Norkie]

Why it's so important to colour things in with care...

 

[Nod]

Not sure I should post the Peppa Pig biscuit fail (allegedly a genuine attempt!)...

 

[Cockney]