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Today, I read about a poll that was carried out in the US many years ago and the question was "What is the Federal Reserve?" ..ie their equivalent of our Bank of England.
23% thought it was an Indian reservation..26 % thought it was a Nature reserve and 51% thought it was a brand of whiskey
23% thought it was an Indian reservation..26 % thought it was a Nature reserve and 51% thought it was a brand of whiskey
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Aren't pillau cases what people in the Midlands use ?
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This account is well worth a follow
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Reminds me of the Round the Horne Christmas special
"I've painted Merry Christmas in white paint on the roller towel"
"Shows up very clearly, doesn't it?"
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She was admiring herself in front of the mirrorI just tried on something that I haven't worn for over 5 years, and it still fits!!
It was a scarf but hey, lets be positive here
"Ten years of marriage and I can still get into these pants"
"Wish I could"
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Into a Bantry pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.
'Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little O'Conner?' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.'
'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.'
'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?'
‘That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.
'Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little O'Conner?' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.'
'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.'
'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?'
‘That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'
